These are the girls who are usually very attractive, own all the Apple products in this world, live in N1million flats in Maitama, but if you check their background, their parents are struggling in their various villages.
Enough said, let me educate you.

1. Bleached skin and tattoos:

These days, most girls think they have to be “white-
skinned” to be beautiful. They go as far as taking injections to perfect their skin. They then get tattoos to complete the look. These girls have to sell their market. When you check their background, their families are as dark-skinned as they
come but these girls look more like Black or White era Michael Jackson.

2. Fake accent:
This is another common trait. FABBs roll their tongues like
their lives depend on it. Every vowel, irrespective of the
word, is followed by an ‘R’: Jos become Jors; Taxi, Tarxi;
Abuja, Abujarrr.

3. Long ‘human’ hair:
If they do not have the Brazilian hair that reaches their
butt, they haven’t arrived. Picture the combo: bleached skin,
fake accent and long Brazilian hair. Most of these girls don’t
even have up to N10, 000 in their bank accounts but they have to impress. All na packaging!

4. Own the latest android phones:
This draws me back to a Nigerian movie I watched weeks
ago. Funke Akindele’s character sold her bed just so she
could buy an Android phone. She preferred to sleep on a
bare mattress on the floor than use her regular Nokia
phone just so she could impress the guys and catch
“proper fish.” This is exactly what FABBS do. They would
own the iPhone 5s, S4, iPad. Before the iPhone6 is out,
they already have it yet they don’t have regular jobs. So
where do they get all that money from?

5. Don’t invite you to their houses:
FABBs never want you to know where they live; it would
ruin the illusion of their prosperous lives. Picture this, as a guy, you meet this pretty light skinned lady, who owns all the nicest phone and tablets, maybe drives a car if the hustle is tight; long Brazilian hair and a little cash in their bank account. As a guy, you believe you are toasting or dating a girl who has money. So, why would she invite you to her “face me I face you” to spoil her packaging?

Everybody’s hustle is different but that of the Fake Abuja
Big Girl is the realest; take note.

blake777: Some of dem are cashing out tho..dnt dull

naijaboiy:
So true,,one can't even differentiate between real abuja big gurls and FABBS again

ideee03: The hussle is tight,don't dull.

omenka: The accent part with the "r" is sooooooooooo on point!!!! Lmao!!

LoL....

"Tarrrxiii"
"Please take me to Nyar-Nyar"

naijaboiy:
LoL....

"Tarrrxiii"
"Please take me to Nyar-Nyar"

omenka: Omo na so we see am oo!! . We see this "fakeness" even in our Unis errday.

I tell you man!

naijaboiy:

I tell you man!

omenka: The worst I've heard was one day I called one of my Kokoletes when I was in Abj to ask where she was and she was like "I'm with Jerrsicca at Ibirrza". .

Almost scolded her that I didn't understand what she just said!!

omenka: Na dat way you ma dey hustle??

omenka: You absolutely right. Got a pic of her with one of our principal legislators from the Red Chambers with hard currencies errwhere!!! How I wish I could post such here!!!

But I go wait small, maybe after 2015 election, when dem nor dey power anymore! I never wan die

ideee03: Naa,hussle get grade and type

Omavik: soooo funny.... d ''r'' stuff annoys me d most...makes dem appear lyk dummies to me

donphilopus:

Bros, atleast, you should have told us who the Senator is na... Me even be dey feel say na Reuben Abati sef!!! Abeg yearn us tori. !

omenka: So wetin be ur grade mammy Dubai, Italy, Abj, abi Big Apple??

omenka: Abati fire!!! When d dude begin run things dem never even born Abati sef!!

ideee03: Hahaha,I'm ur regular lady