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Interview With Senator ____________? by Smartjeezy(m): 11:31am On Aug 25, 2014
JOURNALIST : "Mr
Senator, I understand
you are the
breadwinner in ur
family?"
SENATOR : "I am
hearing this allegations
for the first time, it's
the work of those
agents who want to
tarnish my name, so
that i won't run for
second term. God pass
Them Wallahi !!
I want to set the
record straight, I have
never entered any
competition to win
bread.
Ask those who claim I
am a breadwinner,
where they saw me
win this bread. I
don't need to win any
bread to feed my
family, Do you know
my salary? Apart from
Ghana Must Go Gifts?
Haba !!
The only bread we
have at home was the
one I sent Ekaete to
buy with my money
from Shoprite.
Those claiming I am a
bread winner are Bad
Belle people...
I will sue them
Wallahi........Also the former governor of kano.....Bakin Zuwo said Kano
boasted many “minerals”
like Coke, Fanta and
Mirinda! When after the
Second Republic had
crumbled and the messianic
pair of Muhammadu Buhari
and Tunde Idiagbon were
handing out jumbo jail
terms to errant politicians,
Bakin Zuwo released his
parting bazooka. Accused of
warehousing N3.4 million (a
mighty sum in those days!)
in Government House Kano,
the irrepressible Bakin Zuwo
gave an apocryphal quip:
“Government money in
government house – so
what the heck!”, or
something to that effect.
The media screamed
Banking Zuwo, a bathetic
pun of his name; and the
immortal Banking Zuwo
was born! He got 300 years
in the slammer.....This is Another funny comment:when ask who is
ur Running mate ?he said let
dem continue to run after
me dem go tire walahi: and
again a gov said my govt is
govt of the illetrate by d
illetrate for d illetrates:
coming down south
strongman of ibadan politics
d Amala exponent once
ask ?why student unrest is
increasing? Late Adedibu
fired back why dey no go
rest when dey will not sleep
@ nite so so book n parties...SMART JEEZY

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