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Interview With Senator ____________? by Smartjeezy(m): 11:31am On Aug 25, 2014 |
JOURNALIST : "Mr Senator, I understand you are the breadwinner in ur family?" SENATOR : "I am hearing this allegations for the first time, it's the work of those agents who want to tarnish my name, so that i won't run for second term. God pass Them Wallahi !! I want to set the record straight, I have never entered any competition to win bread. Ask those who claim I am a breadwinner, where they saw me win this bread. I don't need to win any bread to feed my family, Do you know my salary? Apart from Ghana Must Go Gifts? Haba !! The only bread we have at home was the one I sent Ekaete to buy with my money from Shoprite. Those claiming I am a bread winner are Bad Belle people... I will sue them Wallahi........Also the former governor of kano.....Bakin Zuwo said Kano boasted many “minerals” like Coke, Fanta and Mirinda! When after the Second Republic had crumbled and the messianic pair of Muhammadu Buhari and Tunde Idiagbon were handing out jumbo jail terms to errant politicians, Bakin Zuwo released his parting bazooka. Accused of warehousing N3.4 million (a mighty sum in those days!) in Government House Kano, the irrepressible Bakin Zuwo gave an apocryphal quip: “Government money in government house – so what the heck!”, or something to that effect. The media screamed Banking Zuwo, a bathetic pun of his name; and the immortal Banking Zuwo was born! He got 300 years in the slammer.....This is Another funny comment:when ask who is ur Running mate ?he said let dem continue to run after me dem go tire walahi: and again a gov said my govt is govt of the illetrate by d illetrate for d illetrates: coming down south strongman of ibadan politics d Amala exponent once ask ?why student unrest is increasing? Late Adedibu fired back why dey no go rest when dey will not sleep @ nite so so book n parties...SMART JEEZY |
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