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Naija For Me And You Must Read by GENIAL37: 6:02pm On Aug 25, 2014
Which kind country be dis?

I go write JAMB = Boko Haram
I go Immigration recruitment. = Stampede...
I go University = Strike
I no go school = Poverty
I wan travel by air = Plane crash
I travel by sea = Millitants
I travel by road = Accident
I go out to relax = Kidnappers
I go Bank = Armed Robbers
Make i enter bus 4 Nyanya
Motor park Abuja = Bomb blast
I vex use leg go village = WitchCraft
I dey house = No work
I go work = Low Salary
I de room = No light
Make i marry = No money...
I even shake person = Ebola.
But Despite All Dis U're Still
Living Αή∂ still breathing

If U know U're among da living
...-... Comment Thank u Lord

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