Being a Nigerian could be exhaustively frustrating, as well as fun and fulfilling. The daily activities of both Nigerian gender has been greatly influenced by the Nigerian culture and orientation passed on to innocent new generation ('abalaye' as my yoruba folks will term it). Here are some of the advantages as well as disadvantages of dwelling in this nation as a nigerian...

1) Wee-wee
As a nigerian man you get to go round a corner and water the ground while the whole world continues to rotate, as long as u watch out for 'juju scare' or 'do not urinate here', most nigerian men are at liberty to wee-wee anywhere on the streets, no time!!!
As a nigerian lady wee-weeing can seem an herculean task, after your make-up and 'sweet lady' look,it becomes scary when you bend at that corner and obey the clarion (sorry, nature) call. It is expected the lady searches for an eatery or somewhere that has a good convenience. Angry aangry!!!

2) Financial worries
As a nigerian guy, your immediate source of finance is largely limited to you. You might most likely end up having too many liabilities (am referring to most,not all),you buy recharge cards for your babes,pay your rent,buy phones for your loved ones, your babes birthday,val around da corner...numerous financial worries for a naija guy (most end up bald).chai, diaris goddu o...
As per naija babe, your worries are largely limited, somehow,the first task of a nigerian lady (just springing up) is to source for financial backings,this does not necessarily translate to sugar daddies or boyfriends, family members are not spared there is always an uncle or a cousin somewhere that is handy for quick recharge card or birthday bash quid. Naija ladies know how to psyche and whine their way to innocent money hustling men.

3)On the streets
Somehow, nigerian men face thicker challenges on the street out there,its a war out there. As a man, you need to be extra ordinarily careful on the street, if you talk pass yourself or misdo, na straight yawa, be it conductor,police or any place, you must try nd avoid brawls else you go fear fear
As a naija babe you can get away with some (otherwise,criminal acts if committed by a guy) things and easily forgiven. We have seen a lot of cases whereby a woman slaps even an officer and gets away with it.
4)Street wise
Due to the way many of our streets are, naija men are more talented with street movement. Jumping puddles, manoeuvring cleverly, and making precise (or near) decision when driving, etc. This is largely due to their dressing ( as it aids more movement) and their hustling spirit against time.
Naija gals are less talented on the street. Movement on the street is largely restricted to their dressing, they are less clever in decision making with regards to quick judgement (especially in driving) they also tend to be very focused on themselves while on the streets.

5)Sensuality
A naija man is ever so ready to explore, to fullest potentials, bed activity.he is ready to try new things, and ever willing to satisfy his hunger. A naija man is a 'more honest' lover in bed.
A naija lady doe's not want to be seen cheap, so mostly she hides her burning desire from her man,it is left for the man to find out,or cajole her into being 'bed active'. She generally wants to be pushed into doing it, trying to deceive her man that she is only doing it for him.

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