...And the Girl you have not married is Not yet your Wife.

Dear friends on Nairaland, having gone through ALL the posts on relationship on Nairaland, I have come out with the complete works and expectations that every spouse should ever have from the day you are born till the day you die. This list is the culmination of all the research and genius work that can and could ever have been, and ever could be written about marriage, dating and romance.

It is a work in progress and will be completed sometime around July 15, 2035 about 2:16pm GMT. Just a rough estimate. But quite close to the exact time.

1. The woman you married is your wife.
2. Everybody in the church knows that she is your wife.
3. Everybody that attended the reception know that she is your wife.
4. The woman herself knows that she is your wife.
5. People who refuse to know the woman definitely know someday that she is your wife
6. When she dies, she will be burried as your wife.
7. The guy making the tombstone over her grave will write "Your Wife" on the tombstone.
8. She will tell you herself that she is your wife.
9. All members of her family will tell you that she is your wife.
10. People you could harldly give 2 hoots about will tell you that she is your wife
11. Your wife will tell you she is your wife.
12. People will stop telling you she is your wife.
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To be continued

UuzbaGuuzba: ...And the Girl you have not married is Not yet your Wife.

Dear friends on Nairaland, having gone through ALL the posts on relationship on Nairaland, I have come out with the complete works and expectations that every spouse should ever have from the day you are born till the day you die. This list is the culmination of all the research and genius work that can and could ever have been, and ever could be written about marriage, dating and romance.

It is a work in progress and will be completed sometime around July 15, 2035 about 2:16pm GMT. Just a rough estimate. But quite close to the exact time.

1. The woman you married is your wife.
2. Everybody in the church knows that she is your wife.
3. Everybody that attended the reception know that she is your wife.
4. The woman herself knows that she is your wife.
5. People who refuse to know the woman definitely know someday that she is your wife
6. When she dies, she will be burried as your wife.
7. The guy making thr tombstone over her grave will write "Your Wife" on the tombstone.
8.

What the F

Oh bite me!!!!