Manchester United’s latest new guy on the block,
Angel Di Maria, yesterday called United boss, Louis
Van Gaal, to tell him that he had picked up a ten
month back injury while bending down to check
the scores of the MK Dons vs. Manchester United
fixture on his television.
The call came in while Van Gaal was watching his
side get thrashed by Football League One side, MK
Dons, who are currently placed 7th the news,
asking to meet Di Maria after the game to analyze
the injury with team doctors; but the player has
refused, claiming that he has to travel back to
Madrid to retrieve his soccer boots.
Reports coming in to FNN claim that Van Gaal has
gone a step forward to offer Di Maria a free
shopping coupon courtesy of Manchester United to
get himself a new pair of boots, but the Argentine
midfielder has declined the boss’s offer, claiming
that he has diarrhea and wouldn’t want to shit
himself on the way to the mall.
In other news, however, United target, Vidal, has
told Manchester United reps that he’s close to
completing a move to Nigerian side, Kwara United,
and won’t be able to join them in the league and
the manager was shocked

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