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Inec Disqualifies Julius Agwu: “rivers2015 Is Not A Joke” -jega by FNNEWS: 7:32pm On Aug 27, 2014
As the clock ticks closer to 2015, politicians and their supporters are ones again flocking the streets with their posters, promises, bags of rice, salts etc. As usual the teaming contestants is going to include some detractors, who has no intention of winning but cause distractions and play different roles in the politics of the day.

Reliable reports reaching FNN states that the Independent National Electoral Commission(INEC) headed by prof. Attahiru Jega is determined more than ever to ensure Free and Fair elections that will provide credible public office holders, Hence they’ll be doing series of screening exercises of the aspirants.

In light of the above, popular comedian, Julius Agwu who had shown interest in contesting for the Governorship of Rivers State became the first contestant to be disqualified from elections in 2015 by INEC even before the respective political parties undergo screening of their candidates.

According to the chairman “Rivers State is a pivotal state in the Geopolitical chessboard of our nation, especially with what some people refer to as GEJ(PDP) – Amaechi(APC) saga, Hence INEC is leaving no stone unturned in making sure the election there is a success, that is to say we don’t need distractions, Julius Agwu is hereby disqualified and should stop parading himself as an aspirant, Rivers 2015 is not a joke, he should focus on his comedy”

In a related news, INEC is also closely analyzing the candidature of popular Nigerian artist Abolore Akande otherwise known as 9ice for the ogbomoso North/South & Orire Fed. Constituency at the House of Representatives. When FNN quizzed the INEC commissioner in Oyo state on this development, he curtly said
“Didn’t he promise Nigerians he’ll bring us Grammy since Yaradua’s tenor?, we are still waiting, now you expect us to let him add the usual campaign promises on development”

SOURCE: http:///2014/08/inec-disqualifies-julius-agwu-rivers2015-joke-jega/
Re: Inec Disqualifies Julius Agwu: “rivers2015 Is Not A Joke” -jega by Nobody: 7:38pm On Aug 27, 2014
Funnyb!b but on a serious notyte; I think dat arrogant boi; wants to redicle the politicsj him coming out; will be a slap; to our faces(rivvers people)
Re: Inec Disqualifies Julius Agwu: “rivers2015 Is Not A Joke” -jega by dejt4u(m): 7:57pm On Aug 27, 2014
Rubbish thread..is still possible to disqualify someone that has applied for something?
The electoral forms are not yet out bros..

Celebrities are also citizens of this country and they are entitled to fundamental human rights

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Re: Inec Disqualifies Julius Agwu: “rivers2015 Is Not A Joke” -jega by Holywizard: 8:03pm On Aug 27, 2014
Julius Agwu with his dry joke since year 2000.


I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN THAT WE YOUTHS ARE STILL LEADERS OF TOMORROW SINCE 1960

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Re: Inec Disqualifies Julius Agwu: “rivers2015 Is Not A Joke” -jega by jamace(m): 8:06pm On Aug 27, 2014
Professional hazzard? cheesy
Re: Inec Disqualifies Julius Agwu: “rivers2015 Is Not A Joke” -jega by RichDad1(m): 8:12pm On Aug 27, 2014
dejt4u: Rubbish thread..is still possible to disqualify someone that has applied for something?
The electoral forms are not yet out bros..

Celebrities are also citizens of this country and they are entitled to fundamental human rights
Sarcasm bros. check the source. cool

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Re: Inec Disqualifies Julius Agwu: “rivers2015 Is Not A Joke” -jega by dejt4u(m): 8:14pm On Aug 27, 2014
RichDad1:
Sarcasm bros. check the source. cool
nt intentional bro..m sorry..

But i doubt this news or mayb i didnt read it btw d lines!
Re: Inec Disqualifies Julius Agwu: “rivers2015 Is Not A Joke” -jega by Nobody: 8:21pm On Aug 27, 2014
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Re: Inec Disqualifies Julius Agwu: “rivers2015 Is Not A Joke” -jega by vedd: 8:26pm On Aug 27, 2014
grin grin

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Re: Inec Disqualifies Julius Agwu: “rivers2015 Is Not A Joke” -jega by lilprinze: 8:31pm On Aug 27, 2014
Lol he should better go and focus on his comedy am sure his broke and comedy is no longer working for him again, does he even have the qualities of being a local government chairman not to talk of a state governor .He would just loot river state's money
Re: Inec Disqualifies Julius Agwu: “rivers2015 Is Not A Joke” -jega by danot1030: 8:39pm On Aug 27, 2014
FNN = FAKE NIGERIA NEWS. Any who believe this will believe anything.

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Re: Inec Disqualifies Julius Agwu: “rivers2015 Is Not A Joke” -jega by Rikidony(m): 9:56pm On Aug 27, 2014
CHAII I NEARLY BELIEVE grin grin
Re: Inec Disqualifies Julius Agwu: “rivers2015 Is Not A Joke” -jega by Noneroone(m): 9:57pm On Aug 27, 2014
Na joke o

Re: Inec Disqualifies Julius Agwu: “rivers2015 Is Not A Joke” -jega by rattlesnake(m): 10:10pm On Aug 27, 2014
How can u disqualify someone who never qualified

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Re: Inec Disqualifies Julius Agwu: “rivers2015 Is Not A Joke” -jega by 9jahubcom(m): 10:33pm On Aug 27, 2014
rattlesnake: How can u disqualify someone who never qualified
i tire
Re: Inec Disqualifies Julius Agwu: “rivers2015 Is Not A Joke” -jega by size38: 10:41pm On Aug 27, 2014
If we are to believe this about Julius Agwu's disqualification by inec, what will inec do about the likes of Tom Ateke, Evans Bipi, Ikedi Ohakim, Nysom Wike and their likes who nurses governorship ambition? because if u ask me, both Wike, Tom Ateke, Ikedi Ohakim and Evans Bipi are all touts.
Re: Inec Disqualifies Julius Agwu: “rivers2015 Is Not A Joke” -jega by Nobody: 11:20pm On Aug 27, 2014
He's not different from the comedians ruling the country.
Re: Inec Disqualifies Julius Agwu: “rivers2015 Is Not A Joke” -jega by EmmaOgbu(m): 4:11am On Aug 28, 2014
Rubbish
Re: Inec Disqualifies Julius Agwu: “rivers2015 Is Not A Joke” -jega by Nobody: 7:04am On Aug 28, 2014
Believe this,believe that Shekau will soon become a Pope.
Re: Inec Disqualifies Julius Agwu: “rivers2015 Is Not A Joke” -jega by scribble: 7:11am On Aug 28, 2014
funny
Re: Inec Disqualifies Julius Agwu: “rivers2015 Is Not A Joke” -jega by Nonybb: 8:10am On Aug 28, 2014
What possibly can a comedian do in that office
Re: Inec Disqualifies Julius Agwu: “rivers2015 Is Not A Joke” -jega by Nobody: 8:26am On Aug 28, 2014
dejt4u: Rubbish thread..is still possible to disqualify someone that has applied for something?
The electoral forms are not yet out bros..

Celebrities are also citizens of this country and they are entitled to fundamental human rights
This guy don vex, he no know say na joke grin grin grin

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Re: Inec Disqualifies Julius Agwu: “rivers2015 Is Not A Joke” -jega by donmalcolm21(m): 11:40am On Aug 28, 2014
dejt4u: Rubbish thread..is still possible to disqualify someone that has applied for something?
The electoral forms are not yet out bros..

Celebrities are also citizens of this country and they are entitled to fundamental human rights
. See Mumu comment. Its a joke asshole.

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Re: Inec Disqualifies Julius Agwu: “rivers2015 Is Not A Joke” -jega by donmalcolm21(m): 11:49am On Aug 28, 2014
size38: If we are to believe this about Julius Agwu's disqualification by inec, what will inec do about the likes of Tom Ateke, Evans Bipi, Ikedi Ohakim, Nysom Wike and their likes who nurses governorship ambition? because if u ask me, both Wike, Tom Ateke, Ikedi Ohakim and Evans Bipi are all touts.
. Its a joke, why do you bear size 38 and you ve stiill got a low IQ. Pardon me, what do you watch at your spare time?
Re: Inec Disqualifies Julius Agwu: “rivers2015 Is Not A Joke” -jega by Nobody: 12:45pm On Aug 28, 2014
First, INEC does not have the powers to do so.

The thread is a comic relief.

Anyway, on my own I have been thinking that if Julius Agwu becomes the governor of rivers state,

maybe they will change the name of the state from

"Treasure base of the nation" to "laughing Stock of the nation"!

This is because, if the Governor will want to address the State, he may forget himself and crack one joke!

Just kidding oo
Re: Inec Disqualifies Julius Agwu: “rivers2015 Is Not A Joke” -jega by Nobody: 6:12pm On May 31, 2019
Nice use of cyan in this notification :-) sad

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