1. Don’t send this:“Heyyyyyy” Extra letters are annoying and unnecessary; guys don’t like it when you’re constantly saying “hiii,” “What’s uppp?” or “Goodnightttt.” Instead, send this:“How’s it going?”
2. Don’t send this:“Where are you?” “Do you want to see me?”
3. Don’t send this:“LOOOL” or “LMAO” or"ROTFL" ; Instead, send this:“You’re too funny ”
4. Don’t send this:“K.” ; nstead, send this:“Cool, that sounds good to me!”
5. Don’t send this:“I guess…” ; instead, send this:“Yes” or “No”
6. Don’t send this:“Why haven’t you responded” ;
7. Don’t send this:“Can’t wait to see you! :*)”; instead, send this:“Looking forward to see you ”
8. Don’t send this:Nothing;
Instead, send this:Something to keep the conversation going

so so so so on point.

IT`S NOT HITTING THE FRONT PAGE

Jregz: IT`S NOT HITTING THE FRONT PAGE

I pray it doesn't. Can't trust Seun these days....

Mehn this is nt tru. If a guy likes u, dis tin won't fase him at all

I'm pregnant!!!! this one na die.

@Les.That one is a killer o
BTW op have u eaten today? See as ur post be like where rats and cockroach fight world war 3.

Girls are fond of "kk",, it piss me off to the fullest

Les: I'm pregnant!!!! this one na die.

Mehn..
Every oda texts r okay by me..
But diz particular one...
It will d guyz heart stop functioning...
It will even discombobulate d brain...
Followed by instant fever,
E go dey do u like say make u go chit n piss at d same time..
Appetite gone
Instant sweat even wen inside a room wit full A.c
And den u go start one kind praya weu u neva pray before..
Mehn..diz message worst pass EBOLA infection

marieolae: Mehn this is nt tru. If a guy likes u, dis tin won't fase him at all

Hmmm...
You'll soon be back with tales of how he dumped you for another girl.

numericalguy:


Hmmm...
You'll soon be back with tales of how he dumped you for another girl.

ok

ERCROSS:
Mehn..
Every oda texts r okay by me..
But diz particular one...
It will d guyz heart stop functioning...
It will even discombobulate d brain...
Followed by instant fever,
E go dey do u like say make u go chit n piss at d same time..
Appetite gone
Instant sweat even wen inside a room wit full A.c
And den u go start one kind praya weu u neva pray before..
Mehn..diz message worst pass EBOLA infection

guys are confessing

Les: guys are confessing

Busted....
*hides face under d bed*...

Les: guys are confessing

madame how far

30% of them........YES

9. I'm pregnant and your father is responsible.

Houseofglam7: 9. I'm pregnant and your father is responsible.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...................boro haram and thunder wantu strike b dat................

bosun11:


haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...................boro haram and thunder wantu strike b dat................

No na.

bosun11:

madame how far

e no far

Les: e no far

na fight ?? wts sup with u jor

Houseofglam7:


No na.

....how is N-C ?? at the moment

Houseofglam7:


No na.

have u gotten my mail ??

bosun11:


....how is N-C ?? at the moment

It's fine jare

Houseofglam7:
It's fine jare

alright miss/mrs ?

Girls are fond of "kk",, it piss me off to the fullest.

marieolae: Mehn this is nt tru. If a guy likes u, dis tin won't fase him at all

. The guy who celebrates such anomaly from a girl actually does not love her with his brain. Such love is as transient as vapour.

..LOOOL

☑

wharlzywee: Girls are fond of "kk",, it piss me off to the fullest

KK

Go hug transformer

bosun11:

have u gotten my mail ??

Na everybody u dey send mail?
U be postman?

Ezibless: Na everybody u dey send mail?
U be postman?

huh.................`no !....u are supposed to be sleeping by now
no 2..yes..... ..amebo.....ur husband is waiting for you in the bed room..................

after u decided not to check up on moi...u come here dey talk....ebola would visit you this night