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| Drunk Father And A Prostitute Mother by sexyLeamon(f): 9:17am On Oct 26, 2008 |
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.'' The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.'' The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?'' The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!'' |
| Re: Drunk Father And A Prostitute Mother by darequam(m): 10:17am On Oct 26, 2008 |
@poster damn if i was the driver i'l stop the bus and throw him out with immediate effect. I hope info now realises why he should not marry a prostitute. |
| Re: Drunk Father And A Prostitute Mother by sexyLeamon(f): 10:27am On Oct 26, 2008 |
who is info? |
| Re: Drunk Father And A Prostitute Mother by krama(m): 11:29am On Oct 26, 2008 |
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| Re: Drunk Father And A Prostitute Mother by sexyLeamon(f): 11:40am On Oct 26, 2008 |
maybe you were the bus driver |
| Re: Drunk Father And A Prostitute Mother by krama(m): 11:56am On Oct 26, 2008 |
Maybe i was your son |
| Re: Drunk Father And A Prostitute Mother by sexyLeamon(f): 12:07pm On Oct 26, 2008 |
smart boy very very smart |
| Re: Drunk Father And A Prostitute Mother by krama(m): 12:17pm On Oct 26, 2008 |
That makes two of us |
| Re: Drunk Father And A Prostitute Mother by sexyLeamon(f): 12:22pm On Oct 26, 2008 |
a nice couple  |
| Re: Drunk Father And A Prostitute Mother by bydot1(m): 12:46pm On Oct 26, 2008 |
@poster, hope you are not the [b]Bus driver[\b] sha |
| Re: Drunk Father And A Prostitute Mother by sexyLeamon(f): 12:49pm On Oct 26, 2008 |
I was the little kid |
| Re: Drunk Father And A Prostitute Mother by Jeovy(m): 4:32pm On Oct 26, 2008 |
sexyLeamon, "Was", I thought you are still a kid ? |
| Re: Drunk Father And A Prostitute Mother by dani1luv: 4:48pm On Oct 26, 2008 |
mayb maybnt |
| Re: Drunk Father And A Prostitute Mother by Jeovy(m): 4:52pm On Oct 26, 2008 |
dani, hope you are okay?last I checked you are not sexyLeamon |
| Re: Drunk Father And A Prostitute Mother by dani1luv: 5:14pm On Oct 26, 2008 |
i dey ok o |
| Re: Drunk Father And A Prostitute Mother by Arcani: 8:21pm On Oct 26, 2008 |
Nice one dear sexyLeamon:My one and only oko (husband if you don't know what oko means) O boy darequam, Info is smart cos I am no prostitute |
| Re: Drunk Father And A Prostitute Mother by shens2006(m): 8:50pm On Oct 26, 2008 |
hmm? OKO. wat are u sayin |
| Re: Drunk Father And A Prostitute Mother by bydot1(m): 11:22pm On Oct 26, 2008 |
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| Re: Drunk Father And A Prostitute Mother by darequam(m): 12:12am On Oct 27, 2008 |
@arcani well if u r no prostitute then i demand u giv me all the #50notes u always collected whenever we made love. |
| Re: Drunk Father And A Prostitute Mother by BossTtdiamonds(m): 1:20am On Oct 27, 2008 |
@quam. . U mean say u too don dey do the bla bla bla thing tey tey. . . . . . . Arcani , What's up. . . |
| Re: Drunk Father And A Prostitute Mother by Nobody: 8:47am On Oct 27, 2008 |
nice one  |
| Re: Drunk Father And A Prostitute Mother by darequam(m): 10:22am On Oct 27, 2008 |
@boss av u forgotten that u mere d one to jami si ni |
| Re: Drunk Father And A Prostitute Mother by darequam(m): 10:24am On Oct 27, 2008 |
@boss av u forgotten that u mere d one to jami si ni |
| Re: Drunk Father And A Prostitute Mother by darequam(m): 10:25am On Oct 27, 2008 |
@boss av u forgotten that u mere d one to jami si ni |
| Re: Drunk Father And A Prostitute Mother by darequam(m): 10:26am On Oct 27, 2008 |
@boss av u forgotten that u mere d one to jami si ni |
| Re: Drunk Father And A Prostitute Mother by darequam(m): 10:29am On Oct 27, 2008 |
@boss av u forgotten that u mere d one to jami si ni |
| Re: Drunk Father And A Prostitute Mother by darequam(m): 10:29am On Oct 27, 2008 |
@boss av u forgotten that u mere d one to jami si ni |
| Re: Drunk Father And A Prostitute Mother by darequam(m): 10:32am On Oct 27, 2008 |
@boss av u forgotten that u mere d one to jami si ni |
| Re: Drunk Father And A Prostitute Mother by Nobody: 10:39am On Oct 27, 2008 |
you post that 7 times  |
| Re: Drunk Father And A Prostitute Mother by sylve11: 10:49am On Oct 27, 2008 |
@ poster, that's funny, i like it darequam: i go tell gab |
| Re: Drunk Father And A Prostitute Mother by Gabry(f): 10:58am On Oct 27, 2008 |
Quam. . . Arcani is still young and she no fit blablabla so stop making all these fake accusations hia and dont you dey go call my Arcani names as such ohhh, . . HMM!  |
| Re: Drunk Father And A Prostitute Mother by Pappyshoes(m): 10:59am On Oct 27, 2008 |
rokiatu: Sorry, He is the only surviving Goat family in Human Uniform, |
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