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It Is Written by 360crest(m): 9:10pm On Aug 30, 2014
Joke of the Night
AKPOS: Do you have a Boyfriend?
GIRL: i don’t want a boyfriend this time.
AKPOS: Genesis 2:8-And Jehovah God went on to say:
“It is not good for the man to continue by himself. I
am going to make a helper for him, as a complement
of him.
GIRL: I don’t love you.
AKPOS: 1 John 4:8- .He that does not love has not
come to know God, because God is love
GIRL: Are you honestly speaking?
AKPOS: Mark 13:31- Heaven and earth will pass away,
but my words will not pass away
GIRL: But I’m still Busy
AKPOS: Ecclesiastes 3:1- For everything there is an
appointed time, even a time for every affair under
the heavens:
GIRL: And Why me?
AKPOS: Proverbs 31:29-There are many women that
have shown capableness, but you—you have
ascended above them all.
GIRL: What you liked me?
AKPOS: Song of Solomon 4:7- “You are altogether
beautiful, O girl companion of mine, and there is no
defect in you
GIRL: I’m not Beautiful
AKPOS: Proverbs 31:30-Charm may be false, and
prettiness may be vain; [but] the woman that fears
Jehovah is the one that procures praise for herself.
GIRL: What you want to happen?
AKPOS: 2 Corinthians 2:4-For out of much tribulation
and anguish of heart I wrote YOU with many tears,
not that YOU might be saddened, but that YOU might
know the love that I have more especially for YOU.
GIRL: (smiles) then, I love you too.
We’re TOGETHER
lols so Akpos know bible like this.... Please one name
for Akpos

My blog: http://www.360crest.com - Tech and Tutorial blog

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