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Telephone Conversation Between Ladies/guys by Deeman87: 8:49am On Aug 31, 2014
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES

Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babe - how are u today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too Mary: I am calling just to
inform you that I will pay you a visit this
afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure
to have you. I will be expecting you sweet.

*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she
thinks I will buy her drinks with my money
again, she must be joking.

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS
John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur drunkard
father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey house?
I dey come charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come
make we drink beer.
Francis: Id.iot like U. Later now!

*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
john: That Francis can be funny at times but
always great companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.

LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other
but they never like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude but they will
always have each other's back.

TRUE OR FALSE?

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Re: Telephone Conversation Between Ladies/guys by echobee(f): 8:54am On Aug 31, 2014
............. lipsrsealed
Re: Telephone Conversation Between Ladies/guys by marieolae(f): 8:57am On Aug 31, 2014
Very true. I have more male friends tbh, cos there more reliable
Re: Telephone Conversation Between Ladies/guys by yungEX(m): 9:13am On Aug 31, 2014
lol helll yeaah
Re: Telephone Conversation Between Ladies/guys by stinggy(m): 9:40am On Aug 31, 2014
Truest na smiley
The first thing I say on fone to my best friend is "Mad man, hw u dey?"
And he repliea "id!ot, shey u knw say u dey mad?"
grin grin
Re: Telephone Conversation Between Ladies/guys by Nobody: 11:54am On Aug 31, 2014
...It doesnt work for me oooo....If i dont like you, i show it plain plain....I dont like pretending....
Re: Telephone Conversation Between Ladies/guys by teewai3(m): 12:01pm On Aug 31, 2014
its d truth.....guyz insult themselves, but they dont mean it nd girlz complement themselves, but they dont mean it either wink
Re: Telephone Conversation Between Ladies/guys by Dreyl(m): 12:18pm On Aug 31, 2014
Very true
Re: Telephone Conversation Between Ladies/guys by lemmeknow: 12:27pm On Aug 31, 2014
marieolae: Very true. I have more male friends tbh, cos there more reliable
hmm! forget that girl, they can b aliens most times. u need some more babes round u. it jes that it not easy to find d reasoning brains.

well same with guyz sha!
Re: Telephone Conversation Between Ladies/guys by marieolae(f): 12:30pm On Aug 31, 2014
lemmeknow:
hmm! forget that girl, they can b aliens most times. u need some more babes round u. it jes that it not easy to find d reasoning brains.

well same with guyz sha!
I prefer guys generally cos I was brought up with males
Re: Telephone Conversation Between Ladies/guys by Crocz(m): 12:36pm On Aug 31, 2014
Jealousy is what's killing the ladies
Re: Telephone Conversation Between Ladies/guys by Ridiy: 2:57pm On Aug 31, 2014
The simple truth, "all my friends are crazy but I still luv them" NoHomo#
Re: Telephone Conversation Between Ladies/guys by stano2(m): 3:12pm On Aug 31, 2014
Me : Pr1ck hw far
Friend: ur Pman there
Me : id1ot i d show ur place now
Friend : maga the come make i wire u small 4 game....cursing continues while drinkin, eatin and playing games...lov ma dudes

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