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If You No Laugh Eeh............! by dryakson(m): 5:51pm On Aug 31, 2014
A girl was with her
father when she
saw her boyfriend
coming
GIRL: Have you come
to collect your book
titled "DADDY IS AT
HOME?" by Ngozi
Okafor
BOY: No, I want that
your hymns book
called "WHERE
SHOULD I WAIT FOR
YOU?"
GIRL: I don't have
that one but may
be you should take
the other one titled
"UNDER THE MANGO
TREE" by
Chimamanda Adichie
BOY: Fine, but don't
forget to bring "I
WILL CALL YOU IN 5
MINUTES" while
coming to school
GIRL: I will also bring
you a new one too
titled"I WON'T LET
YOU DOWN" by
Chinua Achebe
Then;
DAD: Those books
are too many, will
he read them all
GIRL: Yes dad, he is
very smart &
intelligent
DAD: Okay don't
forget to give him
the one on the table
titled "I AM NOT
STUPID, I
UNDERSTOOD
EVERYTHING YOU'VE
BEEN SAYING" by
Shakespeare! And
also the one on the
dinning table titled
"IF YOU GET
PREGNANT PREPARE
TO GET MARRIED"
by Wole Soyinka
Hahahaha common
don't leave it there
pass it on because
you never know
who needed just a
smile.

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Re: If You No Laugh Eeh............! by Nobody: 6:07pm On Aug 31, 2014
Bros I no laugh
Re: If You No Laugh Eeh............! by seankafor(m): 6:12pm On Aug 31, 2014
drrrrryyy like dersert
Re: If You No Laugh Eeh............! by am0s(m): 6:25pm On Aug 31, 2014
if i laff make mai fone blow
Re: If You No Laugh Eeh............! by dryakson(m): 7:14pm On Aug 31, 2014
am0s: if i laff make mai fone blow
See your doctor... U no well
Re: If You No Laugh Eeh............! by dryakson(m): 7:15pm On Aug 31, 2014
edozie04: Bros I no laugh
See your doctor
Re: If You No Laugh Eeh............! by Nobody: 10:35pm On Aug 31, 2014
dryakson: See your doctor
See a psychia
Re: If You No Laugh Eeh............! by onlyme247: 10:55pm On Aug 31, 2014
Wetin be dat ur name sef “DRYakson”
Re: If You No Laugh Eeh............! by Nobody: 1:33am On Sep 01, 2014
His name is dryakson, don't you get it?
Re: If You No Laugh Eeh............! by DaWorshiper(m): 2:46pm On Sep 01, 2014
Copy and paste crap! Stale and dry!
Re: If You No Laugh Eeh............! by Cedric505: 10:52pm On Sep 01, 2014
Dude m still sittin here wif a straight face undecided
Re: If You No Laugh Eeh............! by iceberylin(m): 11:20pm On Sep 01, 2014
with this thread joke section will be the m0st Boring section on NL
Re: If You No Laugh Eeh............! by Tobilastik(m): 7:37pm On Sep 02, 2014
dry fish self no dry reach dz joke
mtcheew

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