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If You No Laugh Eeh............! by dryakson(m): 5:51pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS AT HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor BOY: No, I want that your hymns book called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?" GIRL: I don't have that one but may be you should take the other one titled "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by Chimamanda Adichie BOY: Fine, but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINUTES" while coming to school GIRL: I will also bring you a new one too titled"I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe Then; DAD: Those books are too many, will he read them all GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart & intelligent DAD: Okay don't forget to give him the one on the table titled "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare! And also the one on the dinning table titled "IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by Wole Soyinka Hahahaha common don't leave it there pass it on because you never know who needed just a smile. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: If You No Laugh Eeh............! by Nobody: 6:07pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
Bros I no laugh |
Re: If You No Laugh Eeh............! by seankafor(m): 6:12pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
drrrrryyy like dersert |
Re: If You No Laugh Eeh............! by am0s(m): 6:25pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
if i laff make mai fone blow |
Re: If You No Laugh Eeh............! by dryakson(m): 7:14pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
am0s: if i laff make mai fone blowSee your doctor... U no well |
Re: If You No Laugh Eeh............! by dryakson(m): 7:15pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
edozie04: Bros I no laughSee your doctor |
Re: If You No Laugh Eeh............! by Nobody: 10:35pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
dryakson: See your doctorSee a psychia |
Re: If You No Laugh Eeh............! by onlyme247: 10:55pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
Wetin be dat ur name sef “DRYakson” |
Re: If You No Laugh Eeh............! by Nobody: 1:33am On Sep 01, 2014 |
His name is dryakson, don't you get it? |
Re: If You No Laugh Eeh............! by DaWorshiper(m): 2:46pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
Copy and paste crap! Stale and dry! |
Re: If You No Laugh Eeh............! by Cedric505: 10:52pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
Dude m still sittin here wif a straight face |
Re: If You No Laugh Eeh............! by iceberylin(m): 11:20pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
with this thread joke section will be the m0st Boring section on NL |
Re: If You No Laugh Eeh............! by Tobilastik(m): 7:37pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
dry fish self no dry reach dz joke mtcheew |
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