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Welcome To Uyo by Nobody: 8:20pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
>>A city where PHCN no dey take light. >>A city where keke napep dey overtake 911. >>A city where even grandmama and grandpapa dey do agbero. >>A city where agbero get mouth pass police. >>A city where ajekpako fit dey form ajebutter. >>A city where gutter dey smell pass poo poo. >>A city where persin no fit carry goods for im own private motor. >>A city where keke man no dey take eye see persin wey get car. >>Add yours if you dey live for uyo......... 1 Like |
Re: Welcome To Uyo by Nobody: 8:43pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
Thats my home town broh. Do you rili know Uyo? I doubt it. The Beautiful City of Uyo |
Re: Welcome To Uyo by Nobody: 8:44pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
Woow phcn no dey take light? Arranges his luggage* |
Re: Welcome To Uyo by sluvy4tune(m): 8:55pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
Largas: Wo Na one chance be that ? E get any part of Naija wey Nepa no dey take light ? We never see light for like 3days now Location: Akpan Etuk street off oron road Uyo |
Re: Welcome To Uyo by Nobody: 8:56pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
sluvy4tune:the OP has been.... |
Re: Welcome To Uyo by irishCream: 9:06pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
Chaiii...but op u can lie oh All na wash jare except keke and dat car issh...the duo na jus cat and dog everywhere not jus uyo 1 Like |
Re: Welcome To Uyo by Nobody: 9:16pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
irishCream: Chaiii...but op u can lie ohyou stay there? |
Re: Welcome To Uyo by Nobody: 9:32pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
sluvy4tune:bros nah lie you lie so! Uyo dey get light lyk say tomorrow no dey, i dey live along itu rd close to uniuyo |
Re: Welcome To Uyo by Nobody: 9:33pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
irishCream: Chaiii...but op u can lie ohnah wetin i see nah im i talk o! |
Re: Welcome To Uyo by Nobody: 9:36pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
Largas: Woow phcn no dey take light?bro u are always welcome but BEWARE of agbero! |
Re: Welcome To Uyo by sluvy4tune(m): 9:57pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
Kasynpaulsyn1997: bros nah lie you lie so! Uyo dey get light lyk say tomorrow no dey, i dey live along itu rd close to uniuyo Guy forget this uncommon transformational praise singing and face reality, my little cousin of 8years will not believe this ur blatant lie, I have been in Uyo for a year now , my office is at Udotung Ubo, my house is within akpan etuk, so I know what am talking about even as I type this na my gen dey power my fone. |
Re: Welcome To Uyo by Nobody: 9:58pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
What is the essence of this thread? |
Re: Welcome To Uyo by Nobody: 10:19pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
sluvy4tune:you sure say you dey pay PHCN bills? But,you can come verify this my area nah......assemblies of God drive off itu rd nah 24/7 power supply |
Re: Welcome To Uyo by Nobody: 10:19pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
sluvy4tune: |
Re: Welcome To Uyo by Brahms(m): 10:23pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
Can you pls spice up this thread with some pictures?? |
Re: Welcome To Uyo by Nobody: 2:13am On Sep 01, 2014 |
Kasynpaulsyn1997: you sure say you dey pay PHCN bills? But,you can come verify this my area nah......assemblies of God drive off itu rd nah 24/7 power supplyi knew it that op was a jester and had not gone round uyo, prolly he jus landed a few days back for him to be fascinated by keke or the hipster lifestyle of the elderly or whatever crap he put in the op, So ur jus holled up in one street of the town and you think you knw uyo.being that I've not had lite for two days now, can I also say uyo is a city of permanent darkness? |
Re: Welcome To Uyo by Nobody: 2:16am On Sep 01, 2014 |
Brahms: Can you pls spice up this thread with some pictures??pictures of what exactly? light bulbs in his house or keke napep or hipster grandparents or smelly gutter or ajepako? |
Re: Welcome To Uyo by sluvy4tune(m): 4:39am On Sep 01, 2014 |
Kasynpaulsyn1997: bro u are always welcome but BEWARE of agbero! Which kain agbero, go lagos go see agbero u go know sey this guys for Uyo na joblessness make them dey street, For Lag Agbero is a professional career |
Re: Welcome To Uyo by Nobody: 8:32am On Sep 01, 2014 |
sluvy4tune:the last sentence got me rofl |
Re: Welcome To Uyo by wetinhappen(m): 11:54am On Nov 12, 2015 |
All you ever need to know about Uyo or Akwa Ibom State as a whole is at www.wetinhappen.com.ng |
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