Husband is a general name for men in a married relationship. But there are different types of them. Below here are the 10 different types of husband:

1. BACHELOR HUSBAND:
Does things on his own without consulting wife. Hangs out a lot with friends more than wife. Not serious about marriage life.

2. ACIDIC HUSBAND:
Is always boiling like acid and always angry violent, moody, dominating and very dangerous.

3. SLAVE HUSBAND:
Want to be treated like Kings and treat Wife like a Slave. Likes wife to perform old tradition respect and hates being called by their first name.

4. GENERAL HUSBAND:
Husband for every woman. loves and cares for girlfriends more than his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and have more female friends.

5. DRY HUSBAND:
Very moody and stingy and don't consider wife's emotions and don't make the relationship enjoyable. Have no sense of humour.

6. PANADOL HUSBAND:
Use wife as problem solver, only loves wife when needing something from her. Is clever and knows wife's weaknesses and capitalize on that get relief from wife.

7. PARASITE HUSBAND:
Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of money. Use wife's money on girlfriends. Not initiative and does not help wife with house responsibilities.

8. BABY HUSBAND:
Irresponsible and childish and can't make decisions on his own without asking his Mother or relatives; compares Wife to relatives and runs to them always if something goes wrong.

9. VISITING HUSBAND:
Not always at home come as a visitor Provides family all material things but have no time for them.

10. CARING HUSBAND:
Caring and loving. Provides material and emotional needs and makes time for family. Guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats wife as partner and helper.

For the Men, which one are YOU, and For the Women, which one is Yours, for single ladies which one do you want?

Everybody will choose number 10 though.... But I bet we aint dat common like dat.

You can still add yours!

Team Parasite husband

maynation: Team Parasite husband

Oh really?

yuzjet:

Oh really? what's their characteristics?

no be u write am ni ?

maynation: no be u write am ni ?

No mind me! Was a mistake.

That's why marriage is not for kids.

deeobserver209: Marriage is not for kids.

some kids are far more wiser than u tho

deeobserver209: Marriage is not for kids.

Is dat another type of husband?

I will work on ten.

NAIRALAND HUSBAND: Spends more time on Nairaland than with his family, or even his job.






I see a counter thread coming.

#incase you know, useless topics been making FP since Aug 3rd 2014 .

Doro-mega Husband!
The one that possess all the xteritics frm number 1 - 9.

What an amusing list,lol@ acidic husband...always boiling!

Houseofglam7: NAIRALAND HUSBAND: Spends more time on Nairaland than with his family, or even his job.






I see a counter thread coming.

Wow.... Nairaland husband indeed. Btw wait, seems u're talking from experience? Just saying.

Missmossy: What an amusing list,lol@ acidic husband...always boiling!

Yes ☺º°˚˚°ºo, they does exist. Most of Dem are usually Chelsea fans. Try to always avoid Dem... ℓ☺ℓ

mumu husband ; spends stupidly on d wife.wife controls him

mumumugu: mumu husband ; spends stupidly on d wife.wife controls him

Hahah.... U're right ☺º°˚˚°ºo. Some husband are Mugun of d highest order.

Previously: https://www.nairaland.com/1317959/types-husbands

Seun no close thread ooo

My account has spoil.
Please when I want to follow people it will not agree again.
I don understand

My husband is so Number10. That nigga is the real deal

BoiledCorn: Seun no close thread ooo

My account has spoil.
Please when I want to follow people it will not agree again.
I don understand

Me too. I don't understand either

Well i'm not married nd last time i check i have no desire or vision of getting married in lyf

Olusanya333: Well i'm not married nd last time i check i have no desire or vision of getting married in lyf

what a waste of enegy, strength and time

wishing to be number 10

BoiledCorn: Seun no close thread ooo

My account has spoil.
Please when I want to follow people it will not agree again.
I don understand

You again . If you continue like this, I will eventually fall in love with you. No kidding

Visiting husband is the best for me...it gives the woman room to bring other men to the house. Particularly if the woman married the man because of his money. See the grooves mehn...marriage go sweet die. As long as all material needs are being provided. The woman no go send..

A thread for married men and women No wonder Kachisbarbie is here


Anyway I still have to comment because I will soon join d forum...No 10 is all I need in a husband So help me God!!!

priscaoge: A thread for married men and women No wonder Kachisbarbie is here


Anyway I still have to comment because I will soon join d forum...No 10 is all I need in a husband So help me God!!!

Lollll. You did the right thing by choosing one type. Let God know how to start packaging the man...

Kachisbarbie:
Lollll. You did the right thing by choosing one type. Let God know how to start packaging the man...

Yes ooo no time to check time

yuzjet:

Wow.... Nairaland husband indeed. Btw wait, seems u're talking from experience? Just saying.

Not at all.

story 4 d gods

KONJI HUSBAND: stingy and don't consider wife's emotions and don't make the relationship enjoyable but develop sense of humor whenever konji hook dem