I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.
I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty.

A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan below:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps.
signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO

Lol. The man is so on point.

Ladies are synonymous with money.

been single is ur birth right...
NEXT...

No matter how many times I read this, I just can't help nodding my head in agreement.

So on point. Gold diggers take note! (male and female)

So on Point!

Lol. Nice reply

do you mean annual oq monthly?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

farano: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

See dem

Even though I have seen this before I still find it difficult to believe it actually happened. A lady can do this like seriously?

proper reply to an unfortunate biatch!

only if her pucci is made of gold, Nansense!

eph12: Even though I have seen this before I still find it difficult to believe it actually happened. A lady can do this like seriously?

Actually, the above story is an illustration of the expectations of a number of ladies even on NL here(most especially the pretty ones) but they leave these expectations unspoken. What they do in these parts instead is date you for a while if they imagine that you may be rich and sfter finding out that you are on the average or still struggling, the excuses start rolling in and no matter how much material wealth They've managed to acquire from you, they still leave.

As a rule of thumb for them, they probably would never tell you that they are leaving because you ain't rich - the excuses may range from seeing some random text from another female on your device to incompatibility etc. The major thing to note here is that these other excuses will be used because you are not so rich, else trust me such a lady would rather fight to keep you than leave you .

...so interesting...


*KiV*

What a reply! Epic .
If this guy was from Nigeria tho, we already know what tribe he'd be .

hmm it seems people are bring back lost thread.....

lwkmd....what an iddiott of a gold digger.....

fvcking idddiott!

payneleex: proper reply to an unfortunate biatch!

only if her pucci is made of gold, Nansense!

Even if her pusssy carry gold, no fool go fall for this. Haba! How much is she worth?

RuudNisterooy: What a reply! Epic .
If this guy was from Nigeria tho, we already know what tribe he'd be .

Lol..
chineke.

Lollz

interesting

sexymoma: Lol..
chineke.

You're a very bad momma

ifycares: interesting

Jisos! What am i seeing?

sexymoma: Lol..
chineke.

That balled eyes dey scare me.

RedBenson:

Jisos! What am i seeing?

yes wat are u seeing

Choi! This man no pity her at all oooo

ifycares:
yes wat are u seeing

Nne, omuah na omalicha

RedBenson:

That balled eyes dey scare me.

Lol wetin u find go dia.

sexymoma: Lol wetin u find go dia.

Why i no go look my swthrt profile? Make i see d full pic abeg.

RedBenson:

Why i no go look my swthrt profile? Make i see d full pic abeg.

Na only eyes you see wey scare you, if you come see full pic nko u go pick race

Puccy wey go wrinkle one day.

Trolled topic.!!!
And in otherwords, the lady stated the minds of most average nigerian ladies...

Nothing wrong in hoping for and even praying for a rich husband. But coming all out like that to say it makes you look..........