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Re: Reply From A Banker To A Pretty Lady Who Was Seeking A Rich Husband!! Lolz by Sweetlemon(f): 12:40pm On Sep 02, 2014
Eragablessen: Trolled topic.!!!
And in otherwords, the lady stated the minds of most average nigerian ladies...

Hahahahahahaha

You never jam American gold digger, precisely the very pretty blondes. You go know say Naija babes dey learn work.
Re: Reply From A Banker To A Pretty Lady Who Was Seeking A Rich Husband!! Lolz by LaurelP(m): 2:30pm On Sep 02, 2014
D first time I saw dis, I shared it on my FB page, omo come see comments from ladies!
I nearly ran mad reading d kind of comments they were dropping.
Re: Reply From A Banker To A Pretty Lady Who Was Seeking A Rich Husband!! Lolz by LaurelP(m): 2:33pm On Sep 02, 2014
RedBenson:

Why i no go look my swthrt profile? Make i see d full pic abeg.

And I know u must hav added a like
Re: Reply From A Banker To A Pretty Lady Who Was Seeking A Rich Husband!! Lolz by Kunleskey(m): 2:42pm On Sep 02, 2014
What a nice reply!
Re: Reply From A Banker To A Pretty Lady Who Was Seeking A Rich Husband!! Lolz by Nobody: 4:19pm On Sep 02, 2014
LaurelP:

And I know u must hav added a like

E concern u?
Re: Reply From A Banker To A Pretty Lady Who Was Seeking A Rich Husband!! Lolz by Nobody: 4:21pm On Sep 02, 2014
sexymoma: Na only eyes you see wey scare you, if you come see full pic nko u go pick race grin

Lie lie! I no fit pick race. Show me na abeg. I know say d full pick go fine.
Re: Reply From A Banker To A Pretty Lady Who Was Seeking A Rich Husband!! Lolz by Eragablessen(m): 4:47pm On Sep 02, 2014
Sweetlemon:

Hahahahahahaha

You never jam American gold digger, precisely the very pretty blondes. You go know say Naija babes dey learn work.


That's yankee though..
Whatever happens to getting rich together.
Little wonder why most naija babes are always half literates and dependant plus redundant self... Hahahaha....
Re: Reply From A Banker To A Pretty Lady Who Was Seeking A Rich Husband!! Lolz by MisterLongman(m): 5:44pm On Sep 02, 2014
farano: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tongue
Farano, na your sister in crime be that ooo cheesy cheesy
Re: Reply From A Banker To A Pretty Lady Who Was Seeking A Rich Husband!! Lolz by sexymoma(f): 5:45pm On Sep 02, 2014
RedBenson:

Lie lie! I no fit pick race. Show me na abeg. I know say d full pick go fine.
LMAO
Re: Reply From A Banker To A Pretty Lady Who Was Seeking A Rich Husband!! Lolz by mencade5(m): 6:47pm On Sep 02, 2014
LaurelP:

And I know u must hav added a like
hahahaha.....laurelp, u r definitely right.

I yaff stopped liking pix since april 2013. No time ooo. Them dey pay me?
Re: Reply From A Banker To A Pretty Lady Who Was Seeking A Rich Husband!! Lolz by Nobody: 7:17pm On Sep 02, 2014
sexymoma: LMAO

Lolz. U no wan show me? If i vex now, na beg u go beg show me o.
Re: Reply From A Banker To A Pretty Lady Who Was Seeking A Rich Husband!! Lolz by sexymoma(f): 11:49am On Sep 03, 2014
RedBenson:

Lolz. U no wan show me? If i vex now, na beg u go beg show me o.
i don show am na. you nor see am angry
Re: Reply From A Banker To A Pretty Lady Who Was Seeking A Rich Husband!! Lolz by lonelydora: 3:43pm On Nov 26, 2014
Good rrply
Re: Reply From A Banker To A Pretty Lady Who Was Seeking A Rich Husband!! Lolz by lonelydora: 3:43pm On Nov 26, 2014
Good reply.
Re: Reply From A Banker To A Pretty Lady Who Was Seeking A Rich Husband!! Lolz by Rexhenrex(m): 11:39am On Jan 02, 2015
I aint gay but I think I like the guy, girls av been searching for rich guys since 1900bc they feel that the can get whatever the want with there beauty mtcheeew.I pity dose of them with that kinda mentality

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Re: Reply From A Banker To A Pretty Lady Who Was Seeking A Rich Husband!! Lolz by Nobody: 7:53am On Feb 09, 2015
Same JP Morgan CEO that licked his way to throat cancer? undecided

http://www.forbes.com/
sites/matthewherper/2014/07/02/why-thousands-
of-men-like-j-p-morgan-ceo-jamie-dimon-are-
getting-throat-cancer/
Re: Reply From A Banker To A Pretty Lady Who Was Seeking A Rich Husband!! Lolz by Nobody: 8:21am On Feb 09, 2015
Powerful reply. God bless d banker
Re: Reply From A Banker To A Pretty Lady Who Was Seeking A Rich Husband!! Lolz by MrIncrediible(m): 8:51am On Feb 09, 2015
This thread is definitely gon' keep some NL ladies thinking for a while. grin
Re: Reply From A Banker To A Pretty Lady Who Was Seeking A Rich Husband!! Lolz by bukatyne(f): 9:04pm On Mar 31, 2019
Same JP Morgan CEO that licked his way to throat cancer? undecided

http://www.forbes.com/sites/matthewherper/2014/07/02/why-thousands-
of-men-like-j-p-morgan-ceo-jamie-dimon-are-
getting-throat-cancer/
Re: Reply From A Banker To A Pretty Lady Who Was Seeking A Rich Husband!! Lolz by anochuko01(m): 12:05pm On Apr 01, 2019
[quote author=bukatyne post=77155436][/quote]i reserve my comment
Re: Reply From A Banker To A Pretty Lady Who Was Seeking A Rich Husband!! Lolz by West601(m): 1:26pm On Apr 01, 2019
sexymoma:
I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.
I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty.

A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan below:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps.
signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO


Savage!!!
I remembered solidstar good woman,he said "pretty face go old and pretty shape go change,bigi ass go fade,big breast go fall but a good woman remains a good woman
Re: Reply From A Banker To A Pretty Lady Who Was Seeking A Rich Husband!! Lolz by Nobody: 1:43pm On Apr 01, 2019
That is why they will turn 45 and they never marry
who won marry dem.

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