I am not sure why retired General Ihejirika
called Nasir El-Rufai a Boko Haram
executive commander
. I don’t know what evidence he has and we
are not friends like that for me to call or
WhatsApp him to ask. As president come
2015, it behoves me to intervene when I
sense someone being unjustly accused of a
crime. El-Rufai is not my supporter, but as
the bigger man (if you have met both of us
you will see what I mean) I will come to his
defence. It is up to him to see the light and
support my candidacy. After thorough
research, here are five reasons why Nasir El-
Rufai cannot be a Boko Haram commander:
1.
Nasir wears glasses. Not cool glasses.
Nerdy glasses. A terrorist commander
does not need glasses. Let us go into
history. Do you know any real terrorist
who wears glasses? Osama bin Laden,
al-Zarkawi, Hitler, Nelson Mandela
(until 2008 in America), Abubakar
Shekau. Even Ihejirika himself who has
been accused by an Australian
negotiator of sponsoring terrorism
doesn’t wear glasses – at least not in
public. It is a bit hard to picture the
diminutive El-Rufai struggling to keep
his glasses on the bridge of his nose
while planning a bomb attack.
2. Nasir keeps each of his three wives in a
different house. The logic here is
simple. A man with a terrorist mindset
will show this mindset in most of his
dealings. Having a different house for
each wife means only one thing: he
does not like the trouble that flows
naturally from attempting to satisfy
more than one woman at the same
time in the same space. A sadistic
terrorist would keep them in one house
and derive pleasure from the intrigues,
scheming and in-fighting. Now, when it
is very tense in one house, he can just
drive to another house. That is a man
who likes peace. I don’t know if they
have a schedule or timetable or
anything, but Nasir seems like the kind
of organised person who will draft and
print an annual program just so none
of the wives gets it twisted. You know,
complete with conjugal visits, general
hanging out, individual duties and
responsibilities and time with the
respective in-laws. You may argue that
the fact that he has three wives is itself
looking for trouble. Calm down. He
may be 50, but he is a virile man. Think
of it this way: three wives are less
stressful, less sinful and less expensive
than three mistresses.
3. I betrayed him and I am still alive. A
Boko Haram executive commander
would have organised to truncate my
earthly hustle a long time ago. Let me
explain. You see, I met Nasir a little
over a year ago when he still had his
back page column in ThisDay
Newspapers. He invited me to take his
column as a guest and wrote a glowing
introduction to my column. Now,
gratitude would mean that I also speak
well of him and support him in his
political hustle. Not long after, he
published his book. I did not like the
book. I even retweeted a bad review of
the book. Yes, retweets are not
necessarily endorsements, but you
know how people judge you for
retweeting bad things about them. For
a while we weren’t so friendly on
Twitter anymore and I do not know if
he was busy or just ignoring me. As if
that was not enough, I wrote several
articles making fun of his height
. Let us just say that many months
later, to the glory of God and the credit
of Nasir, I have not been attacked or
killed. I have not received death
threats. In fact, I recently visited his
house and was served Indomie by his
son, Bello. Yes, the Indomie had no egg
or meat (I will talk about this next) but
which person will still be kind after all I
have written about Nasir?
4.

4. El-Rufai doesn’t have that much
money. Terrorism is very capital
intensive. You can tell if a person has a
lot of money when you go to his house.
The Indomie I was served when I went
there had a lonely journey down my
stomach. I no longer eat meat, but I
still eat eggs. However, I don’t hold it
against the El-Rufai family. When you
have a large family and dozens of
visitors going in and out of your house
daily, you have to cut costs. If he had
that much money – enough to sponsor
terrorism and be a Boko Haram
commander – we would not have been
reading about his plain Indomie today.
Plus the guy is kind of stingy. You know
how an older man will call you to his
office or house to discuss something or
ask you to do something and then
when you are leaving sneak some naira
notes into your palm? Well, not Nasir.
Nasir behaves as if giving people cash
causes Ebola.
5.
Nasir talks too much and is too
straightforward to be a Boko Haram
commander. Any Boko Haram
commander would have to be
someone who can keep loads of
secrets. Otherwise he would jeopardize
operations for the entire group. Have
you observed how Nasir uses Twitter
and Facebook? He excitably tweets
everything he thinks about this
government and politics. And
sometimes it gets him into trouble. If I
got 50 naira for every time Nasir
tweeted or posted something
prematurely, albeit his honest opinion,
I would have bought the VW Golf R I
have been saving for forever. Often I
think that Nasir would suffer major
blood pressure issues if he was ever
banned from tweeting or using
Facebook. If he was an executive Boko
Haram commander, the Nasir I know
would have one day mistakenly
tweeted: “Alhamdulillah, just activated
two suicide bombers. Jonathanians will
soon receive the shocker of their lives.”
Like I said in the beginning, I do not know if
after this lengthy defence, Nasir El-Rufai will
see the light and put his weight behind my
candidacy. Me, I have done my part. They
say you can take a horse to the river but you
cannot force it to support your ambition. Or
something like that. Whatever Nasir El-Rufai
chooses to do, God bless his non-terrorist
hustle.

Story for the gods

How do you 'know so much'

are you part of bokoharam?

It appears Australian hostage negotiator Dennis Stephen isn't done making outrageous and some would say 'eye-opening' claims. Just a day after he claimed that former Borno state Gov, Alimodu Sheriff and an unnamed retired army chief are sponsors of Boko Haram, he's now claiming that the insurgent group if funded through the CBN. In an interview with TheCable, Stephen claimed a senior official of the CBN handles the financial transactions of the sect group. What hs said below...

"One of the biggest of suppliers of arms and military uniforms to the JAS (Jama’atu Ahlis Sunna Lidda’awati wal-Jihad, better known as Boko Haram) currently lives in Cairo, Egypt. He is the recipient of money sent by political sponsors from Nigeria. The funds go through the CBN’s financial system and appear to be a legal transaction. Meanwhile, the CBN official who handles the funding is an uncle to three of those arrested in connection with the Nyanya bombings. The three boys lived with him. They were arrested by the SSS (Department of State Security) after the bombings but they do not seem to have been interrogated about their uncle in CBN. Or if they have given up information about their uncle then the SSS has not moved against him." Stephen said Continue...

"Also, a senior official of CBN, who recently left the bank, was very close to Sodiq Aminu Ogwuche, the mastermind of the Nyanya bombings who also schooled in Sudan. Boko haram commanders said Ogwuche’s wife used to visit this top official in his office at the headquarters of the bank in Abuja before the Nyanya bombings. They were very close,” Davis said. He said he is speaking out now because he feels the Federal government is doing little in the rescue of the missing Chibok girls "I have three daughters. I just cannot stand the thought of what those girls are passing through. I have spoken to an escapee who described how she was being Molested for 40 days by militants. I can’t stand it. It is heart-breaking. Nigerian authorities must act decisively now,” he said

http://www.thecable.ng/exclusive-boko-haram-funded-through-cbn

Head of Al Qaeda: Ayman al-Zawahiri. Wears glasses

Read this article and it was very hilarious. I agree with the last point to an extent cos I said it before that man talks before he thinks, he is too childish with his tweets ands comments. But as for the rest of the points I don't agree cos El Rufai was called a commander and not a funder of boko haram. So all he has to do is give orders and moreover he is rich enough, the fact that he is stingy doesn't make him poor. Afterall there is evidence that he collected contracts worth billions from former CBN. But I doubt if he is a sponsor anyway, he is just an opportunist that will soon be thought a lesson about politics.

You just provided Proof that El Rufia is Boko Haram executive commander.

1) Amir Sanusi gave El rufia "consultancy" worth 40 billion naira
2) El rufia served you indomie without egg
3) terrorism is capital intensive


So what did El rufia do with the 40 billion Amir Sanusi gave him?
Was it for onward delivery to Shekau?

@Op, you use your nonsense story to deceive your fellow animals in the north. For we humans in the south we are wiser

He said El Rufia don't have money? Eh ?
All the multi billion naira contract from exCBN Gov, Sanusi?
The billions wey he swallow for that small body.