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Akpos And A White Man In Conversation by Skynetlodgetk(m): 8:20am On Sep 02, 2014
A white man walked into a mall
and was
approached by an eager
attendant named
Akpos.
AKPOS:Good day sir, as you
can see, we
have anything you would
probably want;
ranging from electronics to the
finest
kitchen utensils in their best
quality, all for a
very affordable price of course.
May I first
interest you with our finest
furnitures?
WHITE-MAN:Hmm, no.
AKPOS:How about our new
arrivals on
textile materials, exclusively
ordered from
Dubai?
WHITE-MAN:Thanks, but no.
AKPOSsadunwilling to give up)
How about our
latest electronic gadgets,
exclusively
imported from Japan for an
affordable
price!
WHITE-MANsadseemingly
impressed with
Akpos' zeal to sell goods)No,
but I must say,
I really like your spirit!
AKPOS;Is that all sir? This spirit
was
exclusively ordered from china,
the price is
N5,000 sir,but prices here are
negotiable,
so if the price seems to high,
you can tell me
how much you will like to offer
for it and if
your offer is above N4,000, you
are eligible
to a 10% discount at the
cashier.


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