arianne:

i just found my shotgun and am sendin u ova to meet him immediately.

Whoa!

PepERSprAY:

Psycho.

I know right! See why Jesus told me not to marry her?

I am allergic to marriage!

I am also allergic to your sex.

My family sent me this girl from the village.

My family sent me this girl from the village.

Send her back.

u dont even need to send her back, i'll just make sure she gets lost in transit!

We can't get married because I accidentally bleached my tuxedo.

my parents said i shouldn't marry a woman older than i am.

is age really a number??

StephenP:

We can't get married because I accidentally bleached my tuxedo.

Best believe, you're walking down that aisle with me even if you're naked.

sweet,we cant get married just yet,whenever i look into your eyes,i see my ex,i need 2 get her off my mind first,
if i dont,whn we get married,our kids will look like her.

1. My mummy doesnt like you. (i.e she has a model of the chick she wants as a daughter in law)

2. My parents/family are against it (Never mind that no be dem go come live with u for house)

3. You deserve better

4. Em, em, em, you see baby, dont worry (My favorite  )

5. I was told not to marry light complexioned women, because other guys would chase after her because of her skin color

6. You are too beautiful, theres no way Im the only one dating you. All my friends even want you. (My ex girlfriends, ex boifriends excuse)

7. You are orobo, and I love being with u,  but I want to marry a lepa.

Disclaimer, I never used any of these!  , if time permits, I will cook up more excuses  

Im waiting for God to give me the go-ahead

1one:

sweet,we can't get married just yet,whenever i look into your eyes,i see my ex,i need 2 get her off my mind first,
if i don't,whn we get married,our kids will look like her.

where u see ur own?

u try!!!!

1one:

sweet,we can't get married just yet,whenever i look into your eyes,i see my ex,i need 2 get her off my mind first,
if i don't,whn we get married,our kids will look like her.

where u see ur own?

u try!!!!

Before i devote the rest of my life to you can you at least show me you could boil some rice?

I can't get stuck with the balls and the chains i need to be sure come back and meet me in two years or more (Shaggy)

A-40:

Before i devote the rest of my life to you can you at least show me you could boil some rice?

lmao!

@post
I'm scared of love.

I don't want you to have to deal with my baby mamas

My parents can't stand you

You can't cook, and I can't starve.

my mother said u r not d one for me,u know that my mother never says things dat r not true,my mother actually told me dis yesterday and my mother [/b]said she will look for a wife for me,i cannot say no to my [b]mother [/b]cos shes d most important person in dis world for me,u know what ,my [b]mother [/b]is d best,maybe if u r patient enough my [b]mother [/b]might change her mind,but for now whatever my [b]mother say i take

If it's the wish of God for us to get married and before you know it ,he has travelled out of the country only to come back with a white pawpaw

this one works quite well - dont lets rush things.

This works on Naija babes: I'm thinking we should sign a prenup.

Ahh, sweetheart marriage is played out co habitation is the future.

Marriage will ruin what we have, my love!! lets cherish what we have.

Marriage is an insult, the love I have for you is forever.

Why marriage? I see no point in marriage.

Marriage is so boring to me

I've been there before, and I don't want to be there again.

I'll feel like a caged bird

Education first, I want to be an independent woman

Marraige is not of necessity, we can carry on as we were before.

if it aint broke, why fix it

my love for you is beyond the bounds of marriage

I really like you but i dont think im the best person for you,


(na by force sef)

Just found out i'm gay

*Morenike:

Why marriage? I see no point in marriage.

Marriage is so boring to me

I've been there before, and I don't want to be there again.

I'll feel like a caged bird

Education first, I want to be an independent woman

Marraige is not of necessity, we can carry on as we were before.

This is one woman that must have been to hell and back.Welcome back!
But let me tell you the truth.You married the wrong man,may be out of stupidity.
Dont scare others!

Baby, I just don't feel the sexual connection anymore. I don't want to cheat on you in future.

You are too good for me

I had a dream: a certain President McCain attended our wedding, my pastor said it meant we shouldn't marry.

Like say e dey easy Ezekiel for don enter new testament.
ROFLMAO

@ topic
i need a stable and more income generating job

It would be difficult to change my facebook profile from "single" to married".

the three ladies i've dated all died mysteriously two weeks to our scheduled wedding dates

You are too beautiful, I feel guilty tying you down to one ugly as myself (Crocodile Tears)