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Husband Palava, by Akerry(m): 7:44am On Sep 03, 2014 |
HUSBAND WAHALLA I attended this church programme last night. Naturally, I don't listen to People when they pray in Church but, I did last night and Words from Sister Precious' Mouth almost sent me into Coma.. Sister precious was seriously uttering these words; *OH! Lord, Crash the plane of my SINGLENESS, Lord crash it! *Consume me with the fire of WEDLOCK.Aha! *Jehovah, ROAST ME! JAM me with the Lorry of HOLY MATRIMONY. *BABA MI, BABA MI, detonate the BOMB of ENGAGEMENT in my life! *STAB me with a man of your choice Lord. *HANG my neck with the BONE of my BONE. *IMPRISON my life with the RIBS of my RIBS. *SHOOT me with an AK47 of True Love. *KILL me tonight Lord with a HUSBAND...... Hahahahhahaahah ahahah I was mesmerized Gud a.m pals n Happy New Month 4 Likes |
Re: Husband Palava, by bennyrazz: 8:31am On Sep 03, 2014 |
very very dry |
Re: Husband Palava, by Truckpusher(m): 9:13am On Sep 03, 2014 |
bennyrazz: very very dryYou've obviously lost every sense of humor you've got left in you after your ebola treatment. 5 Likes |
Re: Husband Palava, by bennyrazz: 11:52am On Sep 03, 2014 |
Truckpusher: You've obviously lost every sense of humor you've got left in you after your ebola treatment.you so wish but the joke is dry. No grease No oil |
Re: Husband Palava, by ATSOMEH(f): 10:17pm On Sep 03, 2014 |
Her prayers have already been answered in you. |
Re: Husband Palava, by Kanwulia: 10:21pm On Sep 03, 2014 |
I can't wait for the DIE-VORCE prayer o! 2 Likes |
Re: Husband Palava, by Akerry(m): 9:32pm On Sep 05, 2014 |
bennyrazz: very very drybennyrazz, u can add d grease and oil.... Truckpusher: You've obviously lost every sense of humor you've got left in you after your ebola treatment. bennyrazz: very very dryGod bless u truckpusher |
Re: Husband Palava, by lovaleenny(f): 7:12am On Sep 06, 2014 |
Was laughing and crying at the same thing....hilarious |
Re: Husband Palava, by eigmaticme: 8:16am On Sep 06, 2014 |
bennyrazz: very very dry Seconded |
Re: Husband Palava, by miredia(m): 8:36am On Sep 06, 2014 |
bennyrazz: very very dryyour sense of humor needs a revamping. That was pretty funny. |
Re: Husband Palava, by ahnie: 9:37am On Sep 06, 2014 |
eigmaticme:thirded |
Re: Husband Palava, by Quirekoon: 8:37pm On Dec 01, 2020 |
Hmmmm |
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