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Husband Palava, by Akerry(m): 7:44am On Sep 03, 2014
HUSBAND WAHALLA
I attended this church programme
last night.
Naturally, I don't listen to People
when they pray in Church but, I
did last night and Words from
Sister Precious' Mouth almost sent
me into Coma..
Sister precious was seriously
uttering these words;
*OH! Lord, Crash the plane of my
SINGLENESS, Lord crash it!
*Consume me with the fire of
WEDLOCK.Aha!
*Jehovah, ROAST ME! JAM me with
the Lorry of HOLY MATRIMONY.
*BABA MI, BABA MI, detonate the
BOMB of ENGAGEMENT in my life!
*STAB me with a man of your
choice Lord.
*HANG my neck with the BONE of
my BONE.
*IMPRISON my life with the RIBS
of my RIBS.
*SHOOT me with an AK47 of True
Love.
*KILL me tonight Lord with a
HUSBAND......
Hahahahhahaahah ahahah
I was mesmerized
Gud a.m pals n Happy New Month

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Re: Husband Palava, by bennyrazz: 8:31am On Sep 03, 2014
very very dry
Re: Husband Palava, by Truckpusher(m): 9:13am On Sep 03, 2014
bennyrazz: very very dry
You've obviously lost every sense of humor you've got left in you after your ebola treatment. grin

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Re: Husband Palava, by bennyrazz: 11:52am On Sep 03, 2014
Truckpusher: You've obviously lost every sense of humor you've got left in you after your ebola treatment. grin
you so wish grin but the joke is dry. No grease No oil
Re: Husband Palava, by ATSOMEH(f): 10:17pm On Sep 03, 2014
Her prayers have already been answered in you.
Re: Husband Palava, by Kanwulia: 10:21pm On Sep 03, 2014
I can't wait for the DIE-VORCE prayer o! grin

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Re: Husband Palava, by Akerry(m): 9:32pm On Sep 05, 2014
bennyrazz: very very dry
bennyrazz, u can add d grease and oil....
Truckpusher: You've obviously lost every sense of humor you've got left in you after your ebola treatment. grin
bennyrazz: very very dry
God bless u truckpusher
Re: Husband Palava, by lovaleenny(f): 7:12am On Sep 06, 2014
Was laughing and crying at the same thing....hilarious grin
Re: Husband Palava, by eigmaticme: 8:16am On Sep 06, 2014
bennyrazz: very very dry

Seconded
Re: Husband Palava, by miredia(m): 8:36am On Sep 06, 2014
bennyrazz: very very dry
your sense of humor needs a revamping. That was pretty funny.
Re: Husband Palava, by ahnie: 9:37am On Sep 06, 2014
eigmaticme:

Seconded
thirded
Re: Husband Palava, by Quirekoon: 8:37pm On Dec 01, 2020
Hmmmm

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