Pastor Adeboye is one
"pulpitarian" that seduces my
grin. Adeboye has proven that
once you tell a story that
begins, ends and centres
around "Baba God", it can be
believed by Nigerian
Christians no matter how
senseless and untrue it is.
The RCCG Christian clan in
Nigeria is one Christian sect
that can believe any story Pastor Adeboye's voice*
"Baba God says there is
somebody that will be
overtaken by his anger after
reading this...."
The RCCG is the fastest growing
merchandise in Nigeria. Besides
potential conflict zones, the RCCG
merchandize is just about everywhere
in Nigeria including the bedroom of the
oga in Aso Rock. This is to show that
"Dia ris God oo". The God of Daddy
Adeboye is really a "Baba God". A
Baba of private jets, bank CEO clients
on EFCC lists, oil magnets patronage,
polithiefcians and most especially the
man in Aso Rock.
Pastor Adeboye
Pastor Adeboye is one "pulpitarian"
that seduces my grin. Adeboye has
proven that once you tell a story that
begins, ends and centres around
"Baba God", it can be believed by
Nigerian Christians no matter how
senseless and untrue it is. The RCCG
Christian clan in Nigeria is one
Christian sect that can believe any
story with the tag of "Baba (God)."
What is more marvelous than the fact
that adults in the 21st century can
believe a story that a man travelled
from Benin to Lagos on an empty fuel
tank? None of them saw it but
someone claimed that some sky-Baba
told him to travel that far without
looking at his fuel gauge. Boom!
Everyone believes.
Pastor Adeboye has reached the level
where he can tell adults that he went
for jogging in heaven before coming to
mount the pulpit and the religious folks
will believe. I am jealous. What can I
smoke to reach the level where I can
tell people stories and they'll believe it
to be true whether or not it is a lie?
But I do not understand why Baba God
has not told Daddy Adeboye to do a
crusade in the North in places like
Jigawa, Yobe, Bauchi, Borno? Haba!
Borno? That is too harsh now! Even
Baba does not have such imaginations
to send our Daddy to Maiduguri. Baba
God (*in Adeboye's voice*) is not
interested in winning Boko Haram
souls; he'll rather concentrate in
repeating same old message to people
who have already heard it in Lagos
and the South. Baba does not need the
souls of terrorists and almajaris, so
he'll rather concern himself in giving
his servant private jets, schools,
offerings, tithes, etc. They are more
important than the souls of Almajiris
and Boko Haramists.
Isn't it awesome that Baba could
make a car drive without fuel from
Benin to Lagos (which nobody saw
except Baba's servant), but cannot
use that same power to arrest Boko
Haramists? Is it that somebody's Baba
cannot do that or somebody has
refused to harken to that voice of Baba
or perhaps somebody is afraid to
come in contact with any incident that
will send him to his Baba God?
Hmmm, somebody is afraid to go and
meet Baba. Well, it's non of my
business before his social bodyguards
will "kee" me.
RCCG members are to Nigeria what
Ebola is to Liberia; they are an
epidemic. One thing about them; they
do not fail to announce their presence.
Their stickers always do the talking.
"Redeem family" on their door posts,
on the car, in the office and if it were
possible to tattoo it on their forehead,
they'll do just that. Even the ones that
are flying with their legs will tattoo it
on their briefcases with faith that one
day they'll paste it on their cars.
These folks can believe anything. A
typical Redeem member can believe
that he can enter Dubai and
automatically and then Baba will give
him the ability to speak Arabic
instantaneously so that a big firm will
pay him in millions of dollars to
translate Arabic to English for them
overnight. It's not their fault. When
you believe that someone drove from
Benin to Lagos on an empty fuel tank
without seeing it, then you can believe
anything.
The RCCG church service; well, I'll give
them a C. Unlike that of Christ
Embassy which full of unending drama
scenes, the RCCG service can put you
to snoring.
A mathematician will always be a
mathematician, even in the way he
talks. Is it just me that notices that
Adeboye speaks like he is trying to
solve arithmetic without a calculator?
It is good packaging though. For it is
easier to seduce people on the pulpit
when you appear and sound humble.
Talking that way will never anger you
to slap a poor woman for saying she
is "a witch for Christ". At least he is
not temperamental like his Ota
counterpart. Another good thing about
talking that way is that it makes it so
easy to go unnoticed that you are a
lazy praying man.
Adeboye simply calls-out prayer
topics and suffers the poor
congregation to pray lengthy and chew
their hearts out and after that he ends
it with a short line "my Baba says it is
done" and they shout Amen! After all,
they won't call it laziness; it is an
excuse for faith. If it was me that was
praying that way they'll say I do not
have a spiritual life, since there is no
Daddy or Papa attached to my name; I
am jealous. On the other hand, why
would you have to extend your prayers
when you already have private jets
and a Commander-in-Client? What do
you want to pray for? Leave the prayer
for the poor men to tear apart.
I want to make an appeal that the dear
Daddy should refrain from praying and
prophesying about national issues.
The first time I heard him speak about
national issue was when President
Jonathan wanted to contest in 2011.
He said Baba God will send good
leaders to Nigeria and we ended up
with President Goodluck Jonathan. If
president GEJ is what Baba intended
to send to us, all I can say is "Baba,
you can do better than this."
Few months before the subsidy
removal he prayed that Baba will work
on the country. Before we knew it, the
President removed subsidy.
Again, he prayed and cursed Boko
Haram, few weeks later Boko Haram
attacked Yobe schools and now
Baba's curse on Boko Haram has led
to thr Chibok tragedy and many more.
When news broke that American
soldeirs will be joining the Chibok
pursuit, he said that Baba will cause
the girls to be released soon. Baba
must have a special kind of soon.
Whether or not Adeboye's Baba
functions, nobody asks questions
because nobody questions Baba's
spokesman. I don't know whether
Adeboye is Baba or Baba is Adeboye.
Because if Baba cannot be questioned
and Adeboye too cannot be
questioned, it means Baba and
Adeboye are the same. Well, let me
keep quiet "Babatards" will nail me for
talking about Baba. Babacracy, you
too sweet!
Imoh "Son of David" is a Nigerian
Atheist, author, publisher and business
man and he writes from South Africa.

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