Reasons to Hate Michael Jackson

I found myself wondering how many people have blogged on this exact subject, and then I realized that "hey, I actually don't fucking care." I've purposefully held off on writing anything about Michael Jackson for the sheer fact that so many people in the world have been clogging up Google with various searches, blogs, tributes (I actually don't think I've ever gagged harder), etc.

OK...#1. Sure, I guess you could have called him a talented musician...he even proclaimed himself the "King of Pedophilia....errrr, I mean Pop." Now, when exactly was the last time he released an album?

#2. He was broke, huh? Who honestly believes that? You kind of have to have a little cash lying around if you've got like 30 doctors on your payroll, filling prescriptions for every pill in the known world.

#3. His home...are you completely f-ing serious? I guarantee if your creepy old Uncle Henry with the wandering eye, and the even wandering-er hands bought a ranch, decorated it with the Elephant Man's rotten corpse, ferris wheels, monkeys, and golf carts made to look like the Batmobile, your parents would never have you let you set foot on it. Not to mention that he named it Neverland. Now, in case you lived in a box with no electricity or running water, you'll recognize that name from Peter Pan (the child abductor who never grows up, who also just happens to have his own fairy). Hell, I could go to the West Village and find that exact same guy.

#4. Allegations of child molestation. The next person that says "Well, it's because he's rich and everyone wanted to sue him", I might just punch you directly in the face. NO ONE is prosecuted or accused THAT many times without some semblance of truth to the allegations. Every lie is 80% truth. So, even if people were making it up, I'm pretty certain that MJ "Beat It" all over some 9 year old's back at least 1000 times in his life.

#5. Who the motherfuck does that to their face? Seriously. I don't know what bothers me more...the nose that ceased to be a nose sometime around 1986, or the cleft in the chin. You honestly spent money to make your chin look like John Travolta. (pssssttt....that's not an attractive look)


bottom line: he did not represent the black race.

dear kids you see the OP up there he is an example of a typical IDIOTIC ELEMENT...rubbish dey dere dey hate!! on a dead man...he iz so great u re still talking bout him after death no go feed ur self rubbish..leav ma King of Pop alon

slimzypink: dear kids you see the OP up there he is an example of a typical IDIOTIC ELEMENT...rubbish dey dere dey hate!! on a dead man...he iz so great u re still talking bout him after death no go feed ur self rubbish..leav ma King of Pop alon

smh... she knows nafin.

SMH @OP

wow op! you're so stuppid. Keep hating on a dead man. Stupiid thang.

... dat awkward moment when op de find sympathizers for his cause only to get haters which he was actually looking for

mayapop: wow op! you're so stuppid. Keep hating on a dead man. Stupiid thang.

my baby how re you doing?

hensben: my baby how re you doing?

i'm fine, thank you!

mayapop: i'm fine, thank you!

i am relieve to see you laugh and happy

Dude was weird simply put

there's noting to hate about him.... he means well for d world ..... so mumu go get a life....