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EBOLA: The Use Of Sanitiser On My Genitals. My Story,"a Must Read" by Fostercat(m): 4:57pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
Ebola! Why are thou wicked? The fear of ebola is the beginning of wisdom. Yesterday night, I had female visitor nd we had some good time, though we did not have sex but we played if you know what I meant. When she had gone, I went in to my drawer brought a dettoil hand sanitiser to clean my self. Feeling happy , I poured some on palm and rubbed it around my hands nd it felt cool. The drama begins: I poured another and rubbed it around my genitals and I poured more nd rubbed it on my testicle. Oh boy ! The thing caught fire.i felt a serious burning sensation. I screamed and ran to my bath room , did some fire brigade services on my testicle with lots of water nd to make matters worst I rubbed a tetmosol soap wen washing. It was a hell - like experience. Won't sanitise my testicle again o.imagine Wat the fear of ebola can cause. I just imagine if it were a lady who wanted to sanitise her pussy. The experience is better imagined. Lol. |
Re: EBOLA: The Use Of Sanitiser On My Genitals. My Story,"a Must Read" by Nobody: 5:05pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
Lol, funny u. U kissed her dint you? hope u drank the dettol too? 3 Likes |
Re: EBOLA: The Use Of Sanitiser On My Genitals. My Story,"a Must Read" by McWhillion(m): 5:05pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
Re: EBOLA: The Use Of Sanitiser On My Genitals. My Story,"a Must Read" by McWhillion(m): 5:05pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
Another day add salt to the sanitiser to save yourself from this hellish experience. |
Re: EBOLA: The Use Of Sanitiser On My Genitals. My Story,"a Must Read" by MizMyColi(f): 5:05pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
^^^ and He created a thread for that! Iranu be flooding my followed boards this evening |
Re: EBOLA: The Use Of Sanitiser On My Genitals. My Story,"a Must Read" by djeezy(m): 5:08pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
Smh. They need to quarantine your testicle. |
Re: EBOLA: The Use Of Sanitiser On My Genitals. My Story,"a Must Read" by mako007(m): 5:10pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
MizMyColi:that's what you get when threads are free btw how is your evening ? |
Re: EBOLA: The Use Of Sanitiser On My Genitals. My Story,"a Must Read" by Fostercat(m): 5:14pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
McWhillion: Another day add salt to the sanitiser to save yourself from this hellish experience.bro u wicked o. |
Re: EBOLA: The Use Of Sanitiser On My Genitals. My Story,"a Must Read" by Fostercat(m): 5:17pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
djeezy: Smh. They need to quarantine your testicle.lol.i have done that already. It's under my fan receiving some fresh air |
Re: EBOLA: The Use Of Sanitiser On My Genitals. My Story,"a Must Read" by mako007(m): 5:17pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
Fostercat:lol. Seriously? Niccur all the aureuses on ur small guy caught sum dam fire buh I dnt think the sanitizer is enough, go get some Dr. Igodo Gokos cleanser. |
Re: EBOLA: The Use Of Sanitiser On My Genitals. My Story,"a Must Read" by djeezy(m): 5:18pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
Fostercat: lol.i have done that already. It's under my fan receiving some fresh airHahaha. U see wettin woman don cause? |
Re: EBOLA: The Use Of Sanitiser On My Genitals. My Story,"a Must Read" by MizMyColi(f): 5:25pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
mako007: that's what you get when threads are free btw how is your evening ?Fine fine, thanks yours? |
Re: EBOLA: The Use Of Sanitiser On My Genitals. My Story,"a Must Read" by mako007(m): 5:28pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
MizMyColi: Fine fine, thanks yours?never better , Bern on NL cyberspace all day 1 Like |
Re: EBOLA: The Use Of Sanitiser On My Genitals. My Story,"a Must Read" by mako007(m): 5:31pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
djeezy: Smh. They need to quarantine your testicle.Abi isolate the thing, btw who has Ebola care number, pls put a call tru |
Re: EBOLA: The Use Of Sanitiser On My Genitals. My Story,"a Must Read" by MizMyColi(f): 5:34pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
mako007: never better , Bern on NL cyberspace all dayCoo |
Re: EBOLA: The Use Of Sanitiser On My Genitals. My Story,"a Must Read" by mako007(m): 5:35pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
MizMyColi: Cooyea 1 Like |
Re: EBOLA: The Use Of Sanitiser On My Genitals. My Story,"a Must Read" by djeezy(m): 5:38pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
mako007: Abi isolate the thing, btw who has Ebola care number, pls put a call trulol....lemme ask google. |
Re: EBOLA: The Use Of Sanitiser On My Genitals. My Story,"a Must Read" by Fostercat(m): 5:38pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
mako007: Abi isolate the thing, btw who has Ebola care number, pls put a call truI decided to isolate the thing for this weekend.lessons learnt |
Re: EBOLA: The Use Of Sanitiser On My Genitals. My Story,"a Must Read" by mako007(m): 5:42pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
djeezy: lol....lemme ask google.lol, Oya sharply |
Re: EBOLA: The Use Of Sanitiser On My Genitals. My Story,"a Must Read" by mako007(m): 5:43pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
Fostercat: I decided to isolate the thing for this weekend.lessons learntlol |
Re: EBOLA: The Use Of Sanitiser On My Genitals. My Story,"a Must Read" by chibwike(m): 5:48pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
MizMyColi:first tym am seeing you slightly pissed off |
Re: EBOLA: The Use Of Sanitiser On My Genitals. My Story,"a Must Read" by tayoxx(m): 5:48pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
mumu... |
Re: EBOLA: The Use Of Sanitiser On My Genitals. My Story,"a Must Read" by MisterLongman(m): 5:51pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
urhoboman: Lol, funny u. U kissed her dint you? hope u drank the dettol too?If he does not take care of himself, who will. 1 Like |
Re: EBOLA: The Use Of Sanitiser On My Genitals. My Story,"a Must Read" by Fostercat(m): 6:16pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
tayoxx: mumu...please say something better |
Re: EBOLA: The Use Of Sanitiser On My Genitals. My Story,"a Must Read" by Nobody: 6:21pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
Fostercat: Ebola! Why are thou wicked? The fear of ebola is the beginning of wisdom. Oga this one no be fear of ebola Me and u know say u wan use dat dettol do sth else |
Re: EBOLA: The Use Of Sanitiser On My Genitals. My Story,"a Must Read" by Fostercat(m): 6:55pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
MuhdG:my brother wetin peson go use sanitiser do again? |
Re: EBOLA: The Use Of Sanitiser On My Genitals. My Story,"a Must Read" by Nobody: 7:04pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
Fostercat: my brother wetin peson go use sanitiser do again? Some of we are freaky |
Re: EBOLA: The Use Of Sanitiser On My Genitals. My Story,"a Must Read" by MizMyColi(f): 7:39pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
chibwike: first tym am seeing you slightly pissed offnooo pissed ke......ah just dey practice new word wey ah learn. |
Re: EBOLA: The Use Of Sanitiser On My Genitals. My Story,"a Must Read" by Clinton594(m): 8:04pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
MizMyColi: nooo pissed ke......ah just dey practice new word wey ah learn. New word huh! Where's my jotter sef |
Re: EBOLA: The Use Of Sanitiser On My Genitals. My Story,"a Must Read" by MizMyColi(f): 9:20pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
Clinton594:LoL It's not a new word joor. Just a yoruba parlance: "Iranu" |
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