In my jss 1, i had lice, there was this mean senior, one day she asked me to brush out her hair, as i was doing it, my scalp startin iching as i was scraching i got hold of a lice, i parted her hair nd placed the lice on her scalp.

skywalk:

In my jss 1, i had lice, there was this mean senior, one day she asked me to brush out her hair, as i was doing it, my scalp startin iching as i was scraching i got hold of a lice, i parted her hair nd placed the lice on her scalp.

Liar liar

@kokoye y wld i lie?? U dnt kn my antics nd honest i get them buko. Lol. Here another one. There was this dining prefect who always takes extra food to the hostle, which was against regulations, one day me nd 3 frds broke into her locker, eat all the bread she kept nd made tea wit her milk and ovaltine. Nd nailed back her padlock. Wil be back with more.

@ skywalk.

It's just hard to believe that you could open ur hair and pull out a lice just like that - were you breeding them??

I bow for you o.!!!

Beat this:

I don shit for bodi b4 for high school

when I no quick find clean toilet nko?

High School a.k.a Secondary school

~ Lit an 18 shot knockout _(firework) and threw it into the staff room. It was fun seeing those darn teachers run for cover.

~ My friends and I ganged up on a senior and beat the bastard unconcious.

~ Slashed the tyres on the principals car and the school bus.

~ Received 24 strokes of the cane in front of the whole school for beating the shit out of some pig-headed junior students. _{I was later suspended.}

~ I skipped school for about a week cos I ran away with a senior students money. The thing was that the bastard gave me 5 Naira to buy him a bottle of Coke _{(which was about 6 or 7Naira then)}, and some other stuffs and still get him some change. I simply bailed with hhis money and stopped coming to school for about a week. I was later caught and beaten up, but that shit naver happened again.

~ I was punished by some senoirs to punch the drawing of a goat on the wall till it cried. My knuckles were sore by the time I was done.

~ I once escorted a friend to go steal his dads car to attend a party. That was super cool.

_{To be continued}

- flogged my girlfriend's younger brother for being rude. She just stared and said nothing . . .

- Never took notes in class in final yr, my girlfriend did the writing everyday after school

i jumped d school fence cos i did not want to attend lectures again

told my cousin to come pose like my dad,cos the principal wanted to see him

beat my teachers daughter inside d toilet,cos she was laffing at me when her mum punished me

stole a lot of novels from my friends and buried it outside d school gate during labour

did not pay my school fees ,wen i was given d money cos i wanted to be chased out of school and dat day i remember d music teacher pursuing me round d whole school

This was in Primary school,

I fight, pinch, spit on whoever 'finds my trouble' then

whatever90:

i jumped d school fence because i did not want to attend lectures again

told my cousin to come pose like my dad,because the principal wanted to see him

beat my teachers daughter inside d toilet,because she was laffing at me when her mum punished me

stole a lot of novels from my friends and buried it outside d school gate during labour

did not pay my school fees ,when i was given d money because i wanted to be chased out of school and that day i remember d music teacher pursuing me round d whole school

Haha. In Liberia, when the Secretary came in class and Kicked out all the students that did not pay their school fees, Me and My friends used to be happy when our names where not on the list. We use to go walk about until we felt like it no more.

Those days,

u schooled in LIBERIA??

R u liberian??

SeanT21:

Haha. In Liberia, when the Secretary came in class and Kicked out all the students that did not pay their school fees, Me and My friends used to be happy when our names where not on the list. We use to go walk about until we felt like it no more.

Those days,

my dear i never liked paying,i love been chased out of school,if they give me d money i will leave it in d house,my dad noticed it later and started paying it himself

whatever90:

my dear i never liked paying,i love been chased out of school,if they give me d money i will leave it in d house,my dad noticed it later and started paying it himself

Reminds me of a boy in our class then

I was never good with money so I paid my fees straight out, but whenever they had a school fee drive in school, I went home with the debtors.

I remember a neighbouring boarding school that buried their principals car in the ground. It was crazy.

Okija_juju:

I was never good with money so I paid my fees straight out, but whenever they had a school fee drive in school, I went home with the debtors.

This is so damn funny! You pay o, you no pay o, you will still go home.

AAh mehn!!

Where do i start! even though i hardly partook in these activities

it was fun watching.lol

We hid in the roof, to avoid Matty (matron) during afternoon prep

Any stingy person usually got to see their box empty.

I threw a girls bucket load of clothes she had just washed in dirty water because she chanced me at the tap
she slapped me, i slapped her back, she almost killed me!

i put laundry water into a seniors drinking water, hehe typhoid begins,
there was a girl who wasnt so lucky, she put jik into the senoirs water, the senoir asked her to drink it first
omo, the girl landed inside hospital o

school usually finish at 5pm after school a group of girl use to go to the bathroom and put on makeup and stuff, one even my friends (all boys) decided to teach them a lesson, about 5:30pm after school when all the teacher were gone we went down to the bathroom and padlock the door with the biggest padlock we could buy on the market and left them, next morning the principal called a meeting saying that luckily the security was passing by at 10pm and heard the screams, few people said that they saw us lingering out the bathroom but we all denied it i got suspended for a 3weeks and was told that i shouldn’t come back to school without my father, everyday i got dressed and pretended that i was off to school. I paid one taxi driver to pretend that he was my dad,

one other time i set someone head a blaze got in the middle of english class got sent home,

Mehn, thats just wicked!

Did any of you ever pee into a classmate's cup and watched them drink it thinking it was water??

kokoye:

Did any of you ever pee into a classmate's cup and watched them drink it thinking it was water??

hmmm no, thats wickedness but my Big Brother ones Pee in my little brother mouth.

Okija_juju:

u schooled in LIBERIA??

R u liberian??

YES, I am a Born and raised in Liberia. Lived in Liberia till I was 13 Years old and moved to the states when my mom won the DV!!!

SeanT21:

hmmm no, thats wickedness but my Big Brother ones Pee in my little brother mouth.

Ur brother own pass wicked o. gross

Peeping through the keyhole while some female teacher was in the toilet - she caught us though. Primary school dayz. Them beat us no be small.

Some J-girls replaced a senior's Pistachio nuts (you know those ones they have in tins?) with Goat sh!te. Kai, the look on the senior's face after she swallowed a handful of "pistachios" was priceless!!!

lol. . . .  .we did many bad things.



We once rushed the groundnut boy and took his groundnut

We used to play 'knack am down' and 'nearest to the wall'. Infact, all forms of gambling were highly enjoyable.

Throwing German bangers and 16 round knockout in Scripture Union prayer meeting. lol.

Jumping fence at weekends.

Rubber band wars

Tapping current during prep

Smoking and drinking behind the sports tracks. Kiki and Palmi with Benson and Hedges.

Obtaining provisions and taxing day students

@ ibime

U SPOIL OOO

we were walking home from an evening class and realised there were no cars coming from either direction. So we decided to sit right in the middle of the road and chill.

The next car that that drove past was my dad's and he could not believe his eyes! We didnt even see him at first. He called me name, snapped his fingers and drove off.

Mo daran!

Lol @ first to touch the wall!

I did that.

kokoye:

we were walking home from an evening class and realised there were no cars coming from either direction. So we decided to sit right in the middle of the road and chill.

The next car that that drove past was my dad's and he could not believe his eyes! We didnt even see him at first. He called me name, snapped his fingers and drove off.

Mo daran!

i just tried to imagine the expression on ur face,when u realized it was ur dad.laugh don kill me o!

tamai:

i just tried to imagine the expression on ur face,when u realized it was ur dad.laugh don kill me o!

I try fake big boy now - say norin go happen. But I don melt for inside o!

- dragging ur feet on the ground and banging the table when the teacher was asked a question and he / she does not hear the question clearly and says 'ehn'? 

other people would go 'gbosa!'

kokoye:

I try fake big boy now - say norin go happen. But I don melt for inside o!

Dem for don flog you tire that day!