YOU WILL NEVA BELIEVE WHAT
HAPPENED 2
ME EALIER TODAY. I STILL CAN'T GET
OVER
IT. I WENT 2 D SUPER MARKET 2 PICK
SOMETIN 2 EAT AND AS I WAS WALKING
DOWN D ISLE, I NOTICED DIS MAN
STARING
AT ME. I LOOKED AT HIM AND KEPT
WALKING
TO D FRONT COUNTER 2 PICK BOTTLED
WATER AND GALA. AS I PICKED DEM
AND
TURNED TO FIND D SAME MAN RIGHT
IN
FRONT OF ME! I TRIED 2 SHOW HIM SOME
LOVE, SO I SMILED AND SAID
"HI"THEN I WENT
ON TO GET A CAN COKE.CAN U
BELIEVE THE
SAME MAN FOLLOWED ME? I WAS GETTING A
LITTLE NERVOUS AND MAD COS HE
WAS
FOLLOWING ME WITHOUT SAYING
ANYTING.
BUT I TRIED TO STAYFRIENDLY" I JUST SAID
"HI" HE FINALLYRESPONDED AND
SAID, "I AM
SORRY 4 STARING BUT U LOOK JUST
LIKE MY
YOUNGEST SON...WE JUST BURIED HIM 2WKS
AGO. I FELT STUPID 4 GETING
MAD AS I
EXPRESSED MY SYMPATHY TO HIM. HE
SAID
HE WAS FINE AS HE KNOWS DAT HIS
SON IS WITH D LORD. THEN HE ASKED ME TO
DO HIM A FAVOUR. I SAID "IF I
CAN".
HE SAID HE WAS A BIT SAD DAT HIS
SON NEVA SAID GOODBYE 2 HIM B4
PASSING ON. HE ASKED ME TO GET IN
LINE BEHIND HIM & AS HE LEFT D STORE, I
SHOULD SAY "GOODBYE DAD". SO DAT
HE
COULD HAVE SOME SENSE OF CLOSURE.
THOUGH HIS REQUEST WAS WEIRD, I
HOWEVER AGREED 2 GRANT IT. SO AS HE
COLLECTED HIS BAGS FROM D CASHER
AND
WALKED AWAY, I SAID "BYE DAD". HE
TURND
AND SAID "BYE BABY BOY". WHEN THE
CASHIER CALCULATED MY STUFF, SHE
SAID
THE TOTAL WAS N6750!!!. I SAID
WHAT!!...CAN
U TELL ME HOW A BOTTLE OF N70 WATER,
N5O GALA AND N100 CAN COKE
EQUALS
N6750?. SHE SAID "YOUR DAD SAID U
ARE
PAYING 4 HIS TOO"....MY DAD?, I SHOUTED.
DAT MAN IS NOT MY FATHER OOO!!!".
I
QUICKLY RUSHED OUT JUST IN TIME
TO SEE
THE MAN APPROACHING THE PARKING LOT. I
RAN AFTER HIM AND WAS
SCREAMING..."EX
CUSE ME, EXCUSE ME!!!". HE STARTED
RUNNING 4 HIS CAR AS HE SAW ME
COMING. I CAUGHT UP WITH HIM JUST B4 HE
WAS ABLE 2 CLOSE D DOOR. I KEPT ON
PULLING
AND
PULLING HIS LEGS!!! JUST LIKE AM
PULLING YOURS NOW!!! YOU TOO LIKE GIST,
SEE
AS YOU
JUST DEY SERIOUS DEY READ THE STORY!!!!

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Even though I have heard it before, you still got me.