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Our Yoruba Mothers, could they be the best as regards strict child up-bringing? by DECOtech(m): 10:14pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
Yorùbá mothers are could they be the best when it comes to child upbringing? Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will make you think you were adopted. IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly! The beauty of IFOTI is that you will confess your sins on the spot. IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose your partners in crime without hesitation. ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants. Now ABARA is the worst... Though apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is called IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive this, you could lose balance while your head goes into "auto-search" as per what hit you. It also makes you do all the reactions of the other slaps aforementioned at once! ...OH! IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset you to 3D(DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT) Mummy will say let's go home and u will say it's in my pocket ma. Lol God bless our parents for the good upbringing. If you were brought-up in Yoruba land, regardless of how caring your mother was, you'd have encountered any of these slaps .... I know u re laughing unless u don't relate... |
Re: Our Yoruba Mothers, could they be the best as regards strict child up-bringing? by PrettyEmy(f): 10:29pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
No, they should teach their children how to be neat..... Those people are too dirty... **Yoruba people attack me if you wish, Its none of my business** |
Re: Our Yoruba Mothers, could they be the best as regards strict child up-bringing? by Nobody: 10:41pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
PrettyEmy: No, they should teach their children how to be neat.... Good Advice... But Bad request... TMan. |
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