A man told his son, Akpors, to always ask the visitors what they should offer them whenever they call.

One day, a visitor called in the absence of his father. The following dialogue began between the visitor and Akpors.

Visitor: Akpors, is your dad at home?
Akpors: No sir, he went to the farm
Visitor: Okay I will like to wait for some time.
Akpors: Then, what can I offer you sir?
Visitor: Soft drinks
Akpors: None in stock sir.
Visitor: What about hot drink?
Akpors: We are born again
Visitor: Tea or coffee?
Akpors: Prohibited. due to scarcity of milk
Visitor: What of water?
Akpors: The tap is not running, sir.