onila: SHATTAP, BIATCH

Teenaqer tryin tew qeh attention since duh invention of c1 fhone#wish duh z nah fwee mb,ai bet ya wont even open vhiz forum.............#star gazinq

1one: Most Anticipated Wedding of Nairaland

Onila weds Andy Blaze
Best Man: Yungwizzy
Chief bride's made :Liability
Little gr oom: 100Cents
Little bride : Iduwougbo

Officiating Minister-Lord Krall.

Attendance is COMPULSORY

LWKMD
You surely will be amongst the invited guest.

glitest:

LWKMD
You surely will be amongst the invited guest.

Of course... But I would be serving a unique function- To shoot down anybody that stands up when the Minister says "Is there anyone here who..."

Onila has come again.

1one:

Of course... But I would be serving a unique function- To shoot down anybody that stands up when the Minister says "Is there anyone here who..."

Hahahaha
That would be a great idea....They most be joined together..by force, by fire.

glitest:
Hahahaha
That would be a great idea....They most be joined together..by force, by fire.

Ohh yesss... and by brimstones too. They would actually fit each other.. Maybe one day when I'm in an overly chirpy mood I would open a thread detailing their connecting points and why they would make a perfect couple..Wouldn't that be a sight/read

1one:

Ohh yesss... and by brimstones too. They would actually fit each other.. Maybe one day when I'm in an overly chirpy mood I would open a thread detailing their connecting points and why they would make a perfect couple..Wouldn't that be a sight/read

Oh yes!....I would love to read that.

Sapphire86:

Thats the spirit! Keep trying aburo. Take care sweetie and keep your legs crossed.

Like you already said, " 'What a waste' ...of formal education."
Her self-service will be well appreciated in a nunnery!

onila: especially the ones that asked u for sex in the past

this morning in the library, I just met a guy who asked me to sleep with him last semester when I went to his house

when we used to see each other before
he used to smile and treat me properly

but now, he acts so cold
so much tension

its not easy dealing with a guy that you hurt his ego in the past

I didn't mean to hurt you, sweerie

that's OK babe™ I've forgiven and forgotten about it.

100Cents:

Onila is still a virgins.

Is me go marry her..

dude she fit be e virgin oo.hv u done d visibility study of d area 2 prove her claim. dnt be fool a kissed mouth neva loses it freshness jxt like d moon d rise again. no fight plz jxt sayin

poiZon:





SO pretty, mean ur pix.
and also u r gender friendly, its nyc.
sorry i saw 'gender-f' think say d f na for friendly......
abeg what doesnt the f' stand for?

bad joke. dnt quote u r my man na. heheheh. funny face

Sapphire86:

The awkward moment when Onila thinks her sh*t smells like Sean John Unforgivable only to be told it stinks to high heaven!!

Hahahahaha! I almost choked from laugther.

glitest:
Hahahahaha! I almost choked from laugther.

Lolz. Abeg don't let us vex her this early morning o

1one: @Op

With all these bashing and insults and cursing... I guess being #Teamvirgin is not the only team you should be in ... #Teammature... #Teamcivilzed.. and #TeamTakeaJoke are other teams you should be in because I don't see how and why you just turned all toxic and insultive all of a sudden.. Abi is it all the compressed and pressurised heat from lack of sex that you're blowing out here on Sapphire86... At the end of the day from all your insults.. It's not just about closing your legs alone that matters and be claiming #Teamvirgin.. It's about closing your "mouth" too.

u spoke well bro,d beauty of a lady remains her character and choice of words odas are secondary

Hmmn! This Onila fellow! Ever so unreasonable and uncouth! Smh! Lord have Mercy!!

Vikky014: u spoke well bro,d beauty of a lady remains her character and choice of words odas are secondary

This is the conclusion of the whole matter.

onila:

no point constructing a sentence for a flat out biatch like you

I dont respect rude pple

U're so rude nd insultive. Y wld u jst call a lady dat, aren't u civilized? Or are u from the bush?

onila: especially the ones that asked u for sex in the past

this morning in the library, I just met a guy who asked me to sleep with him last semester when I went to his house

when we used to see each other before
he used to smile and treat me properly

but now, he acts so cold
so much tension

its not easy dealing with a guy that you hurt his ego in the past

I didn't mean to hurt you, sweerie

I didn't look at the moniker before reading

Your own is even better. I refused to date him, refused to go to prom with him and all that. I know I hurt his feelings.

Now years later, I applied for a job in a company and guess who called me for the interview?

I was weak! Chai!!!

1one: Most Anticipated Wedding of Nairaland

Onila weds Andy Blaze
Best Man: Yungwizzy
Chief bride's made :Liability
Little gr oom: 100Cents
Little bride : Iduwougbo

Officiating Minister-Lord Krall.

Attendance is COMPULSORY

You forgot Chief sweetus omalichanwa Yuzedo

onila: especially the ones that asked u for sex in the past

this morning in the library, I just met a guy who asked me to sleep with him last semester when I went to his house

when we used to see each other before
he used to smile and treat me properly

but now, he acts so cold
so much tension

its not easy dealing with a guy that you hurt his ego in the past

I didn't mean to hurt you, sweerie

What happened between you two in the past should be a private matter. It should be handled with maturity, I know for sure he is a matured guy; you strayed into his house and he didnt rape you but here you are afflicting his already battered ego.

Dont cry foul when he rallies his friends to get back at you, before you can spell "maltina" it will be your ego shattered on the floor.

Well its just my thought anyway.

This onila again!

Vikky014: u spoke well bro,d beauty of a lady remains her character and choice of words odas are secondary

Very well said.

Sapphire86:

See this uncultured and uncivilized child, you can't even construct a simple sentence or get ur point across without using the B word.

No - sense!

I just liked this ur post dear.
Xo take note

jossi994:
You forgot Chief sweetus omalichanwa Yuzedo

Ahhh that's true ooo.. Well I think she would be in the bridal train, she would possibly be the one that the bouquet falls on when 0nila throws it.. And of course you know who she would be marrying....

KelvinGraphics:
I just liked this ur post dear.
Xo take note

Lolz. Thank you!

1one:

Ahhh that's true ooo.. Well I think she would be in the bridal train, she would possibly be the one that the bouquet falls on when 0nila throws it.. And of course you know who she would be marrying....

yuzedo is a man o.. The president of banana iceland landlord association and horseband to sweet pawpaw skinned actress Rita Dhurmmynick. Bera modify ya post before he comes.

jossi994: yuzedo is a man o.. The president of banana iceland landlord association and horseband to sweet pawpaw skinned actress Rita Dhurmmynick. Bera modify ya post before he comes.

Hahahahaha... Are you serious, na WA o.. All these gender conflicting/confusing identity crisis personalities we have on Nairaland sef.. So why the name Ms Yuzedo

1one:

Hahahahaha... Are you serious, na WA o.. All these gender conflicting/confusing identity crisis personalities we have on Nairaland sef.. So why the name Ms Yuzedo

nat ms yuzedo o.. Those ones are copy cats and wannabes. His moniker is 'Yuzedo' the king of kings and boss of all bosses.
#https://www.nairaland.com/yuzedo/posts

jossi994: nat ms yuzedo o.. Those ones are copy cats and wannabes. His moniker is 'Yuzedo' the king of kings and boss of all bosses

Well OK.. but this one wey you dey sound like that Emissary to king Xerxes in the Movie-300.. Yuzedo king of kings?.. Bosses of all bosses?. Ahhh.. Hehehe.. OK oo

1one:

Well OK.. but this one wey you dey sound like that Emissary to king Xerxes in the Movie-300.. Yuzedo king of kings?.. Bosses of all bosses?. Ahhh.. Hehehe.. OK oo

Yuzedo is the 'god Emperor' of Nairaland.. I lack words to describe him. #i'm his number 1 disciple and student.. This dude's the reason i joined Nairaland gan. Go and read this post and then come back and tell me whatchu think about this dude.:https://www.nairaland.com/1214376/took-virginity-housegirl-witch

Sapphire86:

Lolz. Thank you!

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