Help4rmme2u: Best Naija Joke to make you Laugh

I LOVE NIGERIA BECAUSE
(1) Where a man Happily meet a lady and when she
goes back to her friends, their only question was "Is
the guy loaded?
(2) Where leaders pretend to be patriotic when they
are in office, out of office, they will turn to ethnic
tigers.
(3) Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note.
(4) Where Groundnuts are sold in Bottles & Waters
sold in Satchets.
(5) Where parents claim they always came first
position in school.
(6) Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A
'DRIVER's LICENCE'
(7) Where Presidents and other government officials
don't know the national anthem.
(Where the Police on a road block makes more
money a day than motorist and their owners.
(9) Where Gala and Lacasera is the best option when
stuck in traffic jams (hold up).
(10) Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and yam
and others given a chieftancy title for stealing billions
and Front row seat in churches.
(11) Where we fight for everything. To gain admission
to university, to get a job and to enter a bus!
(12) Where you are robbed of your phone and the
robbers come back for your Pin code and the
charger.
(13) Where politicians use big unnecessary grammar
to scam people.
(14) Where your type of GENERATOR shows how
RICH you are.
(15) Where you can easily blame your
unsuccessfulnes
on family members in the village.
(16) Where rich men must have a pot belly, and a
healthy looking, slim Man is despised in the street as
a
pauper.
(17) Where if you where do anyhow you see anyhow.
(18) Where generator is a social amenity.
(19) Where people dey collect change for beggar
hand.
(20) Where People produce Toyota Camry jeans and
Dr. Dre slippers
(21) Where the man who had no shoes becomes the
president.
(22) Where a 60-yr-old grandpa is a National youth
leader of a party (PDP).
(23) Where citizens are more afraid of Police than
Armed robbers.
(24) Where a civil servant saves $544,000 in her bank
from Pure Water business in just 2 years.
We are always proud to be called Nigerians despite
all
these odds.
Naija For Life.

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