Mathematical Love letter:
I discovered a letter written by one of the maths
students to a girl at a secondary school. Here is
what the guy wrote...
Dear sarah,
With reference to the syllabus of my feelings, I
want to prove that the locus of my point is directly
proportional to your heart. On seeing you, I feel
like a triangle with only 2 angles, the third one
being you.
At times I feel like a circle without a
circumference and a tangent without a gradient.
We are like two simultaneous equations without
solutions. You never seem to notice that I am a
point lying at your linear equation. Your smile
make my mind rotate 360 degrees anticlockwise
and applying a translation, I finally get your image.
You are factors of a quadratic equation but still
feel two disjoint sets. You are the hypotenuse of
my right angled triangle and on using either sine
or cosine, we can obtain a real solution. I tried to
deal with you on a calculator version but the
probability of success is very low.
My letter consists of only one section to be
answered without a calculator and the answer is
to be given "Yes" in three significant figures. My
life without you is like coordinates of a quadratic
turning point. My love for you is infinite like the
graph of Tan 90 and Tan 270 degrees.
Yours sabatical

Very creative.

Not everyone (maths haters) will understand though

O guy i neva chop since morning &u wan use laugh trouble my stomach again

Nice one... this is directly proportional to creativity

lwtmb... Nice one though

Cool

Nice one @Op

Hmmm

Wow

Cool, Physics en Chemistry's own not far away.

Nice thread!

Hey Mr. Books, Howdy? I received your message on Whatsapp; I've got a lot of stone cold Math problems to share with you bruv! You are in your final year right?

doubleDx: Nice thread!

Hey Mr. Books, Howdy? I received your message on Whatsapp; I've got a lot of stone cold Math problems to share with you bruv! You are in your final year right?

OK boss, am cool...feel free to release them i may not solve them now , but trust will . not in my finals though .

priscaoge: Nice one @Op

yea my darling .

the rate of change in your beauty wrt. my sight is a function of some dummy constants infinitesimally defined over R- vector space , only because Cayley-harmitan failed to prove that your feelings for my derived formula will always produce either "1" (yes) or "0" ( no) .

so make your choice now !!

JENMAUCY: Wow

priscaoge: Nice one @Op

yea my darling .

the rate of change in your beauty wrt. my sight is a function of some dummy constants infinitesimally defined over R- vector space , only because Cayley-harmitan failed to prove that your feelings for my derived formula will always produce either "1" (yes) or "0" ( no) .

so make your choice now !!

benbuks:

yea my darling .

the rate of change in your beauty wrt. my sight is a function of some dummy constants infinitesimally defined over R- vector space , only because Cayley-harmitan failed to prove that your feelings for my derived formula will always produce either "1" (yes) or "0" ( no) .

so make your choice now !!

Lol...am not a mathematician abeg

priscaoge:
Lol...am not a mathematician abeg

ok dear ... all things being equal the theorem still holds .....

Sarhyd: Nice one... this is directly proportional to creativity

yea man , & inversely proportional to idleness .

Benbuks, d great mathematician ov FUTY.

benbuks:

yea man , & inversely proportional to idleness .

pls bros i hav a questn on indices can i post it here?

mesoade: pls bros i hav a questn on indices can i post it here?

ok go ahead

benbuks:

ok go ahead

solve simultaneously . .X^(x+3) = 8^(2-y)

(1/2)^y = 16^(x-4)

mesoade: solve simultaneously . . X^(x+3) = 8^(2-y)

(1/2)^y = 16^(x-4)

ok,, on it now, b4 i go on ..re u very sure abt d questn., ? @ bolded .....
m waiting......dnt really av tym.

benbuks:

ok,, on it now, b4 i go on ..re u very sure abt d questn., ? @ bolded .....
m waiting......dnt really av tym.

yea,its wat i saw in d txtbuk . . I couldn't solve it . . I checked d suppose answer in d bak i saw "(n=1 nd y=2)" instead of "(x=1 nd y=2)"
NOTE: 1 nd 2 ar nt d correct answers . . . I presume d questn is nt correct bt i want u to solve it 1st. . . Even d 1st equation bolded by u is d one givin me d major problem esp. D x^(x+3)

mesoade: yea,its wat i saw in d txtbuk . . I couldn't solve it . . I checked d suppose answer in d bak i saw "(n=1 nd y=2)" instead of "(x=1 nd y=2)"
NOTE: 1 nd 2 ar nt d correct answers . . . I presume d questn is nt correct bt i want u to solve it 1st. . . Even d 1st equation bolded by u is d one givin me d major problem esp. D x^(x+3)

ok ,, tot as mch, . error in typing , i guess .. no nid wasting tym on such questions ... gat no valid convectional (analytic) solution yet...

post any more questions here


www.nairaland.com/1147658/nairaland-mathematics-clinic/150#1147658.4811

benbuks:

ok ,, tot as mch, . error in typing , i guess .. no nid wasting tym on such questions ... gat no valid convectional (analytic) solution yet...

i taught as much too . . Thanks tho