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Please Is The Husband Guilty?? by yungchop: 6:15pm On Sep 12, 2014
JOKE OF THE DAY
A lady said to her
fiancée, "Now
that we are engaged, we
should
start calling each other
sweet pet
names."
The man (uninterested)
asked
her,"So what do you
want to be
calling
me?" She replied, "I will
be
calling you TIGER" "Why
tiger?"
the man asked.
"Because you are
handsome, tall,
charming, strong,
calculating,
smartand very good in
BEDmatics." she said.
Then in a sexy tone, she
asked
him, "What will you be
calling
me?" The
man still uninterested
replied,
"Iwill be calling you
ZEBRA."
The lady still smiling
seductively
and kissing his cheek
screamed,"WOW! That's
lovely and
sweet!
Why did you choose
such a lovely
name for me?"
The man responded, "It's
because
of your many STRETCH
MARKS.". Na so gbage take gas be that o grin
Re: Please Is The Husband Guilty?? by Spicylate(f): 8:57pm On Sep 12, 2014
jeeez...
Re: Please Is The Husband Guilty?? by utenwuson: 9:01pm On Sep 12, 2014
hahahaha....plain truth...but dts nt romantic na
Re: Please Is The Husband Guilty?? by yungchop: 2:31am On Nov 30, 2022
Themmietee I saw your post on the visa thread.. send me a mail, I can get a date for you within two weeks to meet up with your resumption. Send a mail to mailagenius@gmail.com

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