The rules are:
1. Use your hands on my daughter and you'll
lose them after.
2. You make her cry, I make you cry.
3. Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will
be hazardous to your health.
4. Bring her home late, there's no next date.
5. If you pull into my driveway and honk, you
better be dropping off a package because
you're sure not picking anything up
(Alternative rule #5: Only delivery men honk.
Dates ring the doorbell. Once.)
6. No complaining while you're waiting for
her. If you're bored, change my oil.
7. If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly
secure them with my staple gun.
8. Dates must be in crowded public places.
You want romance? Read a book.

Add yours!

Marry your daughter nah

You must be a nonchalant father for giving out your 'teenage' daughter .

Elantracey: You must be a nonchalant father for giving out your 'teenage' daughter .

O please not the “holy grail“ attitude.
How old were you when you started dating?..

I swear when time reach and no suitor gree come, u go give her out for free......

TrollMan:

O please not the “holy grail“ attitude.
How old were you when you started dating?..

Forget holy grail attitude , I went into relationship early because I was lookin for attention I didn't get at home, I always wished someone told me otherwise , teenage relationships always lead to early heartbreaks and unnecessary distractions that could deter a young girl from becoming the best she can be , talking from experience here .

Somebody should please explain what this dude wrote up there .

How amazing..

TrollMan:

O please not the “holy grail“ attitude.
How old were you when you started dating?..

Don't mind her...My elder brother's daughter is 16+...in her final year in Secondary School...She has a "bobo" who we all know...he comes over most weekends to help her dad with typing and stuff...Very nice guy..(Also abt 17 or so...nt sure)...What's my point? The last thing you want in this day and age is a child that keeps secrets from you..Kids will be kids...they will always seek romantic attachments...Better to let them find "love" or whatever while also setting boundaries..If not, you will be breeding a liar as a daughter..Presently, my niece and her "bobo" are still going strong...with parents on both sides accepting it for what it is..Rules were outlined..which they both agreed to..that's a lot better than kids who sneak around.

op weldone, but ur post looks 'oyiboish'