constance500:

To me.. This matter b like GTA (DEMOLITION MAN)

Place four bombs beneath the building within 10 minutes .. Mission accomplished

flashychoicy: LETTER TO GOD:
Good Morning, Baba God,
I don't know what time it is where you are, but
since you're everywhere, I used Nigerian time.
Sorry to wake you this Morning....sorry I just
remembered that you don't sleep. Anyway, you
already know what I want to say.
I want to report my Country Nigeria to you. I don't
understand what is happening here anymore oh.
You blessed us with everything we need but few
people have kept it for themselves and their
generation unborn while the majority suffer.
You remember the "white" people who were here
before? They took some of us as slaves, ruled us
by force, carried some of our precious artifacts to
their country. We got fed up in 1960 and asked
them to go so we can manage our business.....
I'm confused now, that decision to chase "the
Oyinbo " away seem premature because since
they left, our brothers who took over have been
shipping our money and natural resources back
to the same "white" people to keep for them while
we starve here.
Our brothers who claimed they are ready to rule,
still depend on this "Oyinbo" people for everything
from medicare to their children's education.
Papa God, I know what you did in Sodom and
Gomorrah in the Bible, we have done worst than
that in my country but in your mercy you have
kept quiet. I don't want to tell you about NNPC,
the last time we complained about missing money
we suffered fuel scarcity.
Ehhhhhhhheee!!! Before I forget, this Boko Haram
people are still destroying things and killing
people but don't let them know I told you abeg.
I'm just begging you to act fast before we do
something that is not written in the Bible oh!
Papa God, this coming election is a good
opportunity for you to teach people lessons. I'm
not telling you what to do oh, it's just my own
suggestion.
Thanks for reading my letter.
Signed
Flashy

amiskurie: Holy-spirit VS Government. SEASON 1

justi4jesu: What about the Strange Aircraft

gatiano: highly confidential! by the american embassy

lasttimer:


Stop this nonsense. Never use the Holy Spirit in ur dry jokes. Never!