lexrichy: Na so i tell one say i love am after like 2 days she call me tell me say she need help say she wan pay her school fees make i give am 30k say if i really love her i will give her the money. She say i should be happy that i have been given a chance to prove my love for her.

bros, i dey vex on your behalf..

softsparkyy:
But now?

but now, I would rather maga than be maga-d

mencade5: hahaha...u don come ooo. U don forget say na u say make i cool down for all these girls?

Well, we have different department in this ministry. You do research work on ladies beguility, rigamortis encouraged magaed guys that there is hope while i deal with the ladies directly, blocking every of their weapon agaonst us with my ''iron dome'' of verbal repellant.

Hahaha

this man. you guys are really trying. i'm seeing things!

rozzay:
Y? Don't tell me u. Be maga no 15 for dat ur babe

15 agreed dat was wen I was still killing cats hmmm as far as I dn register ma sim card ma dear maga doesn't count for the man of God dat was then shaa
But nw amu a new creature killing of cats no the sweet again, so I no fit be any body maga again I get story way I for talk but mak I lock up

(at a military camp called 'Guys only' , A General assists new recruits and some 'oldies in the game' to take the oath before they disperse for the 'mission')


Gen: Repeat after me. I refuse to be 'magafied'


all: I refuse to be magafied!
some: I refuse to be magnified!

Gen: I didnt say 'magnified'.

All: (they repeat foolishly) i didnt say magnified!


Gen: O my God. Did i say repeat that?


All: Oohhhh my God. Did i say repeat that? (the rigor of exercise have made them so robotic in reasoning that they must obey all the general says.)


Gen: Blood of God!

All: Blood of God!!


Gen: Sharrap

All: Sharrraapppp

Gen: I said sharrrap!!(stamps his boots on the platform)

All: I said sharrraap!! (stamps their boots likewise.)


Gen: Sharrap

All: Sharrappppp!!

Gen: Sharrap(¤15)
All: Sharrap(¤15)

Gen: (faints)

All: (mimics fainting as well)

mencade5: hahaha...u don come ooo. U don forget say na u say make i cool down for all these girls?

Well, we have different department in this ministry. You do research work on ladies beguility, rigamortis encouraged magaed guys that there is hope while i deal with the ladies directly, blocking every of their weapon agaonst us with my ''iron dome'' of verbal repellant.

Hahaha

na so bro, nobody sabi pass anybody, na according to your experience. everybody get something to offer.

TinyPrincess:

Dude easy!!
Do u have anything against girls??

no. my sister is a girl.

TRADELYN: Guy, you have 'killet' it.
Since when you showed up for NL, mencade5 too know say someone wey big pass him yaf come

hahahaha.

nobody big pass anybody for here o, all na contribution, you and mencade5 sef get strong points for this ministry wey me sef na learner.

100Cents:

Baby, o pullover.

I get record. Any girl I fall maga for, nah because I wan marry her, otherwise.

I don break female heart more than 30..

But I don notice say any lady way wan marry man dey give him Toto on the first day. While me dey respect the girl to preserve the Toto for marriage.

So i have rewired my brain for every lady to see me as potential husband and damn the subsequent consequences.

Rozzay, do you understand the science involved ?

I have experienced the bolded too.

Girls donate this thing on the first day when they claim to be in love. One becomes a maga if you don't accept it that first day.