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| Mock The Atheist. by Bratking(m): 6:27am On Sep 17, 2014 |
Q: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window? A: She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird. Q: What is so ironic about Atheists? A: They’re always talking about God. Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages. Q: How does an Atheist girl have her hair done? A: In big bangs! Q: Why does an atheist wear red suspenders? A: To keep his pants from being taken up to heaven during the rapture. Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road? A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn’t believe it until he tested his hypothesis. Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it. Q: Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? A: Because they don’t believe in higher powers. 7 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Mock The Atheist. by logicboy01: 6:29am On Sep 17, 2014 |
 I did laugh at some of them! Life is not fun if you cant laugh at yourself at times 12 Likes |
| Re: Mock The Atheist. by Bratking(m): 6:31am On Sep 17, 2014 |
logicboy01: Good man. Glad to see someone with a sense of humour. |
| Re: Mock The Atheist. by logicboy01: 6:35am On Sep 17, 2014 |
Bratking: Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He sat up in bed at night wondering if there is an almighty Dog 4 Likes |
| Re: Mock The Atheist. by Bratking(m): 6:37am On Sep 17, 2014 |
logicboy01: . That's pretty good. |
| Re: Mock The Atheist. by Nobody: 6:40am On Sep 17, 2014 |
Why didn't the atheist cross the road? He didn't believe in the other side.  7 Likes |
| Re: Mock The Atheist. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:43am On Sep 17, 2014 |
Not funny |
| Re: Mock The Atheist. by Bratking(m): 6:51am On Sep 17, 2014 |
AlfaSeltzer: Not funny What are you anyway? I don't even know to call you. |
| Re: Mock The Atheist. by logicboy01: 6:52am On Sep 17, 2014 |
An atheist was found murdered by a pros.titute in his hotel room after having crazy se.x with her. The atheist body was found naked and handcuffed to the bed with a mini-bible stuffed into his mouth as a gag. The christian detective on the scene smiled and looked up. When the detective was asked why he smiled and looked up, he answered; "I was just telling God how amazing he is- the atheist died with the word of God in his mouth" 9 Likes |
| Re: Mock The Atheist. by Bratking(m): 6:55am On Sep 17, 2014 |
logicboy01: An atheist was found murdered by a pros.titute in his hotel room after having crazy se.x with her. The atheist body was found naked and handcuffed to the bed with a mini-bible stuffed into his mouth as a gag. LMAO! |
| Re: Mock The Atheist. by AfricanApple(f): 6:57am On Sep 17, 2014 |
logicboy01: An atheist was found murdered by a pros.titute in his hotel room after having crazy se.x with her. The atheist body was found naked and handcuffed to the bed with a mini-bible stuffed into his mouth as a gag.what a foolish detective 1 Like |
| Re: Mock The Atheist. by logicboy01: 6:58am On Sep 17, 2014 |
AfricanApple: what a foolish detective It is a joke. Easy 1 Like |
| Re: Mock The Atheist. by RayMcBlue(m): 7:03am On Sep 17, 2014 |
Bratking:I got a better one: Q. How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three, but they're really one.  13 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Mock The Atheist. by 2cato: 7:04am On Sep 17, 2014 |
Bigurban were ar u to come and defend ur self. Apatheist and ur gang of confusion una see una self. |
| Re: Mock The Atheist. by logicboy01: 7:04am On Sep 17, 2014 |
Why do atheists have ironic s.ex? Because they usually scream "Oh my God" during orga.sms 3 Likes |
| Re: Mock The Atheist. by logicboy01: 7:05am On Sep 17, 2014 |
2cato: Bigurban were ar u to come and defend ur self. We dont kill for jokes under the pretence of blasphemy like you and your ilk. Take your negativity elsewhere 2 Likes |
| Re: Mock The Atheist. by RayMcBlue(m): 7:08am On Sep 17, 2014 |
2cato: Bigurban were ar u to come and defend ur self. Dude, lighten up, will you? You can always post a counter joke, you know? 3 Likes |
| Re: Mock The Atheist. by Nobody: 7:12am On Sep 17, 2014 |
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness with an atheist? A: Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason 5 Likes |
| Re: Mock The Atheist. by Bratking(m): 7:16am On Sep 17, 2014 |
A Sunday school teacher began her lesson with a question, "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?" A hand shot up in the air, "He is an artist! " said the kindergarten boy. " Really? How do you know?" the teacher asked. "You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven.... " 2 Likes |
| Re: Mock The Atheist. by Nobody: 7:16am On Sep 17, 2014 |
There's nothing sadder than an atheist in a casket-- all dressed up and nowhere to go. 29 Likes 10 Shares |
| Re: Mock The Atheist. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:25am On Sep 17, 2014 |
Bratking: Call me Alfa. Alfa Seltzer. |
| Re: Mock The Atheist. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:26am On Sep 17, 2014 |
logicboy01: Not funny. |
| Re: Mock The Atheist. by Bratking(m): 7:31am On Sep 17, 2014 |
AlfaSeltzer: Where do you stand? Are you an atheist, agnostic or theist? |
| Re: Mock The Atheist. by Nobody: 7:32am On Sep 17, 2014 |
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| Re: Mock The Atheist. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:37am On Sep 17, 2014 |
Bratking: I believe. |
| Re: Mock The Atheist. by Nobody: 7:42am On Sep 17, 2014 |
This sums up the Nigerian view of atheists:  2 Likes |
| Re: Mock The Atheist. by Nobody: 7:45am On Sep 17, 2014 |
Couldn't resist:  1 Like |
| Re: Mock The Atheist. by Nobody: 7:48am On Sep 17, 2014 |
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| Re: Mock The Atheist. by Bratking(m): 7:49am On Sep 17, 2014 |
AlfaSeltzer: That's not an answer. |
| Re: Mock The Atheist. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:54am On Sep 17, 2014 |
Bratking: Why do you need a label? |
| Re: Mock The Atheist. by Nobody: 8:17am On Sep 17, 2014 |
Bratking:lol 1 Like |
| Re: Mock The Atheist. by Sanchez01: 9:44am On Sep 17, 2014 |
Apatheist: There's nothing sadder than an atheist in a casket-- all dressed up and nowhere to go.This is EPIC!!! 5 Likes |
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