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| Catholic Terminology And The Real World Interpretations. by Bratking(m): 6:33am On Sep 17, 2014 |
AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for attending Mass. CHOIR A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Parish to lip-sync. HOLY WATER A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY. HYMN A song of praise usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation's range. RECESSIONAL HYMN The last song at Mass often sung a little more quietly, since most of the people have already left. INCENSE Holy Smoke! JONAH The original "Jaws" story. MAGI The most famous trio to attend a baby shower. PEW A medieval torture device still found in Catholic churches. PROCESSION The ceremonial formation at the beginning of Mass consisting of altar servers, the celebrant, and late parishioners looking for seats. RECESSIONAL The ceremonial procession at the conclusion of Mass led by parishioners trying to beat the crowd to the parking lot. RELICS People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand. TEN COMMANDMENTS Are you sure they were really ten? Or so Moses made you to believe? USHERS The only people in the parish who don't know the seating capacity of a pew. 1 Like |
| Re: Catholic Terminology And The Real World Interpretations. by Greyworld: 6:38am On Sep 17, 2014 |
And wat av yu added 2 knowledge....... Massive shame. |
| Re: Catholic Terminology And The Real World Interpretations. by 2cato: 6:41am On Sep 17, 2014 |
@op what do u hope to gain by these |
| Re: Catholic Terminology And The Real World Interpretations. by Bratking(m): 6:48am On Sep 17, 2014 |
2cato: @op what do u hope to gain by these Will it piss you off If I asked why you wanted to know? |
| Re: Catholic Terminology And The Real World Interpretations. by Bratking(m): 6:49am On Sep 17, 2014 |
Greyworld: And wat av yu added 2 knowledge....... Massive shame. Hmmmn... seems like someone is butthurt. |
| Re: Catholic Terminology And The Real World Interpretations. by Greyworld: 6:59am On Sep 17, 2014 |
Bratking:Lyk seriously? Yu name speaks so badly of yu, BRAT......... BIGGEST RAT in sub sahara Africa. |
| Re: Catholic Terminology And The Real World Interpretations. by Bratking(m): 7:10am On Sep 17, 2014 |
Greyworld: Yep... Definitely butthurt.  |
| Re: Catholic Terminology And The Real World Interpretations. by hushmail: 10:25am On Sep 17, 2014 |
why d e-war? Guys make enjoy d harmless joke |
| Re: Catholic Terminology And The Real World Interpretations. by Ubenedictus(m): 11:02am On Sep 17, 2014 |
A li'le bit funny even though it is only mostly true in europe. |
| Re: Catholic Terminology And The Real World Interpretations. by Bratking(m): 7:18pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
Ubenedictus: Not mostly true but definitely true, as in 100%. And not only in europe but south American and Africa as well. |
| Re: Catholic Terminology And The Real World Interpretations. by Ubenedictus(m): 10:21pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
Bratking:have you done research in these places to see that it is really true there. At least i know that those around me do not consider pews to be torture equipment. |
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