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Pls Read How To Make Your Partner Happy For Life---- by Nobody: 9:32am On Sep 17, 2014
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his
movements

So what's so hard about that?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

It's really not too difficult but...To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments
regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time,
especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where
she goes.

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
IMPORTANT:

53. never forget:

*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine.
*arrangements she make.

Its not that difficult is it?
Re: Pls Read How To Make Your Partner Happy For Life---- by MrDoGood(m): 9:34am On Sep 17, 2014
see die

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Re: Pls Read How To Make Your Partner Happy For Life---- by Tallesty1(m): 9:40am On Sep 17, 2014
ijigaparadox: HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

It's really not too difficult but...To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments
regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time,
especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where
she goes.

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
IMPORTANT:

53. never forget:

*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine.
*arrangements she make.

Its not that difficult is it?
THUNDER!!!!!!shockedshockedshocked:>
Re: Pls Read How To Make Your Partner Happy For Life---- by MissSlimbody(f): 9:43am On Sep 17, 2014
Tallesty1: THUNDER!!!!!!shockedshockedshocked:>


Don't let ur eyes fall out o gringringrin
Re: Pls Read How To Make Your Partner Happy For Life---- by MissSlimbody(f): 9:46am On Sep 17, 2014
MrDoGood: see die


Dis 1 pass die, na dead grin
Re: Pls Read How To Make Your Partner Happy For Life---- by egopersonified(f): 7:41pm On Sep 17, 2014
Just 53? Better do your research well, because at my last count, it was 108.
Re: Pls Read How To Make Your Partner Happy For Life---- by Nobody: 8:38pm On Sep 17, 2014
It is not hard at all....

When a guy is in love truely....It becomes really easy for him...Cos it'll come or happen naturally wiith no stress what-so-ever...

But when it is the other way round, it ll become a task...A HUGE TASK for them....
Re: Pls Read How To Make Your Partner Happy For Life---- by MrDoGood(m): 3:37am On Sep 18, 2014
MissSlimbody:

Dis 1 pass die, na dead grin

thank GOD u knw. ladies own too much self

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