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Lolz....halleluyah Kills.... by Nobody: 10:38am On Sep 18, 2014
Juan went to the market oneday and bought a horse from preacher.the preacher told him that the horse has being specially trained nd that he has to make it move,he has to shout,'halleluyah,"and to make it stop,he should say,"Amen." ..juan climbed on the horse and as he said ,"halleluyah,' the horse began to trot.he said "Amen" the horse came to a stop..Juan was satisfied. nd began to head home with the horse...after 5 horse of long journey in the hot sun, juan forgot the words..when they got to a mountain,he horse left the road and began headin eor the clif.juan tried to make it stop,he shouted"stop"bt it didnt..he said "hult"bt d horse didnt..as they were almost near the clif,juan decided to make a little prayer," oh GOD pls make this horse stop in Jesus name.amen".immidiately,the horse came to a stop..juan was overjoyed that he screamed"halleluyah"....................................Guess what happened?

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