Rutheby: But you saw what he wrote. His fee and rent won't be paid if he gets the phone. Tell him what you would have done if you're the one.

Rutheby, its his choice to make,he is old enough to discern what is right for his relationship

miqos02: Rutheby, its his choice to make,he is old enough to discern what is right for his relationship

True sha

Op is just a JONATHAN..,Continu "in patience jona's voice"..,

dis thread is annoying shaaa since u v d moni get it for ha, u kno beta hw to replace d moni after u do,only u kno wat u tld ha das makin ha demand for all dis.

Rutheby: True sha

Swerry u should be talking no me not him

We're both talking to u since it's stil ur topic

ItsJonathan: Help me, my girlfriend wants the impossible, she wants me to buy her the new Iphone6+. I really love her, I want to use my next semester school fees and my lodge rent to buy it for her, I'm confused now. Please help me. 450k is too much Tenk

Ette! Afo day nton! Ekamba nton!

obongproff:

Ette! Afo day nton! Ekamba nton!

Wat r u seying kwanu

ItsJonathan:
But I have not buy her much, only z3 last two month, pay her house rent for two years and the occasional monthly allawee

Seriously?

THIS THREAD IS FAKE

ItsJonathan: Help me, my girlfriend wants the impossible, she wants me to buy her the new Iphone6+. I really love her, I want to use my next semester school fees and my lodge rent to buy it for her, I'm confused now. Please help me. 450k is too much Tenk

your nick name is fool aka mugu

your degree should be the most important thing for the best grade as if your life depend on it... as for the bitch, hmmm let her be bro. There are 75million womanliness in this great county of ours

ItsJonathan:

Bro why are you being harsh now, is it because I want to buy her iphone6+

If you have boobsie I would have buy u too.

Sorry bro

I knew it... You are a dunce!

The second line you typed above is the worst grammatical blunder and poorly constructed sentence i have ever come across in my life.

Olodo!

ItsJonathan: Help me, my girlfriend wants the impossible, she wants me to buy her the new Iphone6+. I really love her, I want to use my next semester school fees and my lodge rent to buy it for her, I'm confused now. Please help me. 450k is too much Tenk

WTF?

ItsJonathan:
But I have not buy her much, only z3 last two month, pay her house rent for two years and the occasional monthly allawee

Then Wats the big deal in buying it 4 her then! Just go & sell ur family house & buy the phone jare! Better still take a bank loan & use urself as guarantee!

ItsJonathan:

Bro, its more complicated than that.

You see, My life will come to ruins if I buy it,

And she'll ruin me if I don't buy it. ( She say no kpekusing and her kpekus is the best in the world)

Please help me bro

Hmm, I'm not surprised, his name is JONATHAN! NO OFFENCE, I guess only dummies bear this name.

Moved to jokes session. LEMME INTRODUCE YOU TO BOVI TO IMPROVE YOUR JOKES.

@Timothy, Ka!! u no try at all, can u give ur kid broda, dsame advice u just gave dis dude? Deris God oooo

ItsJonathan: Help me, my girlfriend wants the impossible, she wants me to buy her the new Iphone6+. I really love her, I want to use my next semester school fees and my lodge rent to buy it for her, I'm confused now. Please help me. 450k is too much Tenk

are u seriously serious??

ItsJonathan: Help me, my girlfriend wants the impossible, she wants me to buy her the new Iphone6+. I really love her, I want to use my next semester school fees and my lodge rent to buy it for her, I'm confused now. Please help me. 450k is too much Tenk

talk true joor, sorry if u feel i insulted you but are u a fool @ bold?


So after using ya sch fees on an iphone how abt ya studies



After buying an iphone , u will now have to squart will a fellow



I don't believe ya joke but ......


i just said my mind

ItsJonathan: Help me, my girlfriend wants the impossible, she wants me to buy her the new Iphone6+. I really love her, I want to use my next semester school fees and my lodge rent to buy it for her, I'm confused now. Please help me. 450k is too much Tenk

na wa 4 ur story ooooo! X there any tin lik semester school fees?? Imagine u re askin if 2 use ur school fees 2 buy a "PHONE" 4 a girl? Cos u dnt want her 2 leav U! How re u sure she will nt leav u some day

Can't you all see dis guy is pulling our legs??...how cud he be sayin all dis wen it's not dat d girl has "ro efo fun" like my fellow yorubas will say

Why did you call it the impossible when you said you could use your rent and fees? Buy it for her jor

ItsJonathan:

But she say she love me too much.

do u expect her 2 say she hates U??

cum jonathan na dat tin wey u dey find na him go kill u oooo....so na because of s*x na wetin make u won buy fone....anyway dis topic na joke nd nt real if na real den u knw wetin u b na MUMU see ya

Bevy12: don't buy. Tell her u can't use the money u have because its important. If she doesn't understand then she is using you.

u well so??

Rutheby: Which love? She is your girlfriend not ur wife. Someone that may stil dump you for another. Don't play with your future because of the pleasure you derive from a girl. She won't ask for that if she cares. Some girls ehh... Not just considerate.

hello hun, i know you are very caring but you should know when someone is a circus clown..... you'r taking silly people too serious. thanks.

Timothy3113: When i am watching the legend of the seeker , zeddicus zo zorander says: love is the greatest magic in this world. Love conquers all.
If she truely loves you and you know, then it buy it for her. University education is not everything in life. Most of the sucessful people in the word dont have university education. My friend you can make it without uni. If you sacrifice for love, then love also will bring you sucess.

The stupidesst stuff I've ever read on nairaland.
@Op, buy it nau, Okpo wif a capital O

OP is pulling ya'll legs

Kpekus ko punnani ni

can I have her number ? @ poster.

Dis thread actually vex me die..... Dis guy u no get sense!!! U are a srudent who wants to use his sch fees to buy what will become fifty thousand naira in less than ten months... If d babes so badly need it she shud use her sch fees for it...... Don't be d greatest fool dat ever lived