panachuku: i wish i cud round up all the NL trools and behead dem all

Sheenor: She does not like fish doesn't mean she's a mamiwater fah.......get dat dude.

Nairalane: When she eats banana, does dat means she is a mammymonkey or a word of the tree?

krall: This is serious issue. My mother sister say that they say if a very beautiful woman don't eat fish, she is marine mammi water. So although I strongly advice her not to she served my fine girlfriend big cat fish head with rice and stock fish and dry fish and one chicken. And she say I should watch.
To my horror, when she see the fish, she squeeze face shift the fish one side and ate only the chicken. I started shivering. And my mum sister whispered "what did I tell you. If you love your life run!!!"

Since then I am afraid of her and refused to touch her again. She also likes spending time in bathroom and like swimming. Could she be a mammy water??

Rutheby: Lol... Run for your life indeed. Let's not get it twisted, maybe she is just like that. Have this friend that don't eat fish as well.

FrankySnow: Why will she way fish in your house when you know fish smells a lot and you yourself look like papiwatwer.

krall: don't be so superstitions there is nothing like papiwater its what the british call "handsome"

But I have seen real mammywater before. They usually like fanta and buns

panachuku: i wish i cud round up all the NL trools and behead dem all

krall: but her own is strange. Now I suspect her everymove.

She even carry umbrella when son is shining and when I put sardine inside bread for her, she taste it shout and pour it away.

She claims that sardine makes her sick.

I even tried plan b and took her to fast food. I bought 2 fish roll, 1 meat pie, she quickly ate the meat pie and refused to eat the fish roll with me.

All you mammywater ladies this is how I catch you guys.