Okay, this is suppose to be fun. Sometimes, when breaking up people comeup with relatively flimsy excuses which are sometimes outrightly ridiculous.

I actually got the idea from the hash tag #naijabreakuplines that have been trending on twitter for more than a day now.
So, We'll be taking a look at some of those lines. . .feel free to add yours

"How can you beat my temple run
Highscore. It's over bae"

"Boy: You're on your period?
Girl: Yes
Boy: and you didn't think it was
necessary you told me before I bought
shawarma for you. its over!"

"How can you eat head of the fish and gave me the tail? You want to be the head in this relationship abi? Its over"

"Why did you breathe when your
ex passed you? It's over!!"

"I am now a born again, have to
leave behind things of the
world. Its over!"

"Who taught you how to score
free kicks in FIFA? Its over!"

"You have iphone6 and I am still using bold 2. You have gone too far, its over !! I can't do this anymore."

"I have the movie on my system
and you said we should still go to
the cinema? Its over!"

!Baby, why is your yansh soft like
puff puff? You are cheating on me
with d Puff puff seller bah? Its over!"

"Why would you tell me to watch champs league when man utd
is not there! You want to mock me abi? Its over between us!"

"I don't think we are compatible,
you like MTVbase, I like Trace
Urban, we cannot be fighting for
remote, its over!"

"I'm sorry but your name is BOLA..and there are many adverts
to beware of eBOLA . It's over!"

"You listen to wizkid more than you listen to me, it is finished between us."

"Gf: bae tomorrow is my birthday
Bf: are you trying to say I have no memory?
Gf: no ooo
Bf: so are you saying I'm a liar
Gf: Haba! No
Bf : Haba right? Its over!"

"You gave me 21 missed calls now the IPhone 6 my mum sent me from UK fell into the water while vibrating. IT'S
OVER!"

"You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who
am I... Its Over!"

The worst form of breakup being when the gateman says "Madam, Oga talk say make I no open gate for you again!"
Oya. . . Lets roll

Omg so 4king funny

yungchop: Omg so 4king funny

add yours

Superstar007:
"Who taught you how to score
free kicks in FIFA? Its ove

lols

hahahah..d tithing stuff got me rolling.

you still added stew to the jollof rice i cooked 4 you.,so u dont trust me abi....its over

Superstar007:

add yours

mine here . . . • Boy sees girl with a new pair of shoes ; Baby so you can buy new shoe and I've not done my bb subs? That means you won't be there for me during broke times . . . Its over! •girl: baby guess what?? Boy: as old as I am you can still call me a baby?? . . . Its over! •boys flashes the babe with a hidden number ; boy : didn't you see my miss call? Girl: its an hidden number I saw o so "I can't call back" boy : ehn ehn? You're too big to call back abi?? Upon the fact that am the one that bought you credit . . . Its over!

if this thread doesnt get to front page....its over

Guy: Did yhu like my post on Nairalannd
Bae: Nah, I've not seen it on FP
Guy: What Do yhu even follow me at all. It's over

Yungwhy: Guy: Did yhu like my post on Nairalannd
Bae: Nah, I've not seen it on FP
Guy: What Do yhu even follow me at all. It's over

Jeez.. nice rhymz

Hahahaha......lolz

if I no comment fast fast dem fit talk say commenting on first page is OVER!!!

Your didn't scream the last time we did it, you must be getting it from Musa, its over!

funniest thing i ever read lol

yungchop: mine here . . . • Boy sees girl with a new pair of shoes ; Baby so you can buy new shoe and I've not done my bb subs? That means you won't be there for me during broke times . . . Its over! •girl: baby guess what?? Boy: as old as I am you can still call me a baby?? . . . Its over! •boys flashes the babe with a hidden number ; boy : didn't you see my miss call? Girl: its an hidden number I saw o so "I can't call back" boy : ehn ehn? You're too big to call back abi?? Upon the fact that am the one that bought you credit . . . Its over!

hahaha

Girl: (on fone),take care...sweetie
Boy:U r callin anoda guy ur sweetie wen i'm still with u,it's over

Tobi bet on Brazil via NairaBet


Tobi : am not in happy mo0d

His gf shade : Y honey

Tobi : just don't know

His gf shade : ok
5mins later

shade : honey come and watch Germany vs brazil highlight

Tobi : will an angry voice,, it's Over btw us

Wait wait wait na only d guys dey is over d relationship?

hilarious

Superstar007: Okay, this is suppose to be fun. Sometimes, when breaking up people comeup with relatively flimsy excuses which are sometimes outrightly ridiculous.

I actually got the idea from the hash tag #naijabreakuplines that have been trending on twitter for more than a day now.
So, We'll be taking a look at some of those lines. . .feel free to add yours

"How can you beat my temple run
Highscore. It's over bae"

"Boy: You're on your period?
Girl: Yes
Boy: and you didn't think it was
necessary you told me before I bought
shawarma for you. its over!"

"How can you eat head of the fish and gave me the tail? You want to be the head in this relationship abi? Its over"

"Why did you breathe when your
ex passed you? It's over!!"

"I am now a born again, have to
leave behind things of the
world. Its over!"

"Who taught you how to score
free kicks in FIFA? Its over!"

"You have iphone6 and I am still using bold 2. You have gone too far, its over !! I can't do this anymore."

"I have the movie on my system
and you said we should still go to
the cinema? Its over!"

!Baby, why is your yansh soft like
puff puff? You are cheating on me
with d Puff puff seller bah? Its over!"

"Why would you tell me to watch champs league when man utd
is not there! You want to mock me abi? Its over between us!"

"I don't think we are compatible,
you like MTVbase, I like Trace
Urban, we cannot be fighting for
remote, its over!"

"I'm sorry but your name is BOLA..and there are many adverts
to beware of eBOLA . It's over!"

"You listen to wizkid more than you listen to me, it is finished between us."

"Gf: bae tomorrow is my birthday
Bf: are you trying to say I have no memory?
Gf: no ooo
Bf: so are you saying I'm a liar
Gf: Haba! No
Bf : Haba right? Its over!"

"You gave me 21 missed calls now the IPhone 6 my mum sent me from UK fell into the water while vibrating. IT'S
OVER!"

"You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who
am I... Its Over!"

The worst form of breakup being when the gateman says "Madam, Oga talk say make I no open gate for you again!"
Oya. . . Lets roll

Lol...tried.

yungchop: mine here . . . • Boy sees girl with a new pair of shoes ; Baby so you can buy new shoe and I've not done my bb subs? That means you won't be there for me during broke times . . . Its over! •girl: baby guess what?? Boy: as old as I am you can still call me a baby?? . . . Its over! •boys flashes the babe with a hidden number ; boy : didn't you see my miss call? Girl: its an hidden number I saw o so "I can't call back" boy : ehn ehn? You're too big to call back abi?? Upon the fact that am the one that bought you credit . . . Its over!

#faints

This is bleeping hilarious! You guys won't kill me here

funny.

Seriously, I didn't laugh 2 any of d breakup lines, till I came 2 d nyash like puff puff lol...

I gave you 2 eggs to boil one and fry the other,you fried the one you were suppose to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry...its over.

MIKESON:I'm in support of PDP and Goodluck while you Obiagelli is in support of APC and Buhari,its over between us.

Girl: Hello Bae. Missed your voice-
Boy: Hold it! What did you just call me?
Girl: Bae na
Boy: You repeated it? Bae is a Danish word for poop!
Girl: Aaah! But-
Boy: So you calling me Poop? It's over!

Y was ur number busy?u were calling another guy abi?it's over!

Superstar007:

"How can you eat head of the fish and gave me the tail? You want to be the head in this relationship abi? Its over"

ifihearam: I gave you 2 eggs to boil one and fry the other,you fried the one you were suppose to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry...its over.

u funny

Ok Op was dis d lines u use in braking up with dose runs gehls u've BN dating?