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Thief by MASAKAR(m): 11:43am On Sep 20, 2014
1. The lawyer hopes you get in trouble
2. The doctor hopes you get sick
3. The police hopes you
become a criminal
4. The teacher hopes you are born stupid
5. The landlord hopes that you don't build a house
6. The prostitute hopes you don't marry
7. The dentist hopes that your teeth decays
8. The mechanic hopes that your car breaks down
9. The coffin-maker wants you dead
10. Only a thief wishes you prosperity in Life!

Hug a thief next to you! Have a beautiful day.
Re: Thief by Visocrate(m): 11:54am On Sep 20, 2014
Guy this your post Na wow

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