Assuming you are seeing a football match at a
viewing centre, a guy walks in, sits next to you and
this conversation follows:
Stranger: Bros how fa? Na match them dey play?
You: Yes nau. Shebi na im u dey watch.
Stranger: Ok. Abeg who dey play?
You: Na im be dat na. Chelsea vs Man U.
Stranger: Oh ok. Abeg who wear blue?
You: Na chelsea wear blue.
Stranger: Oh ok, who come wear red?
You: oooh see am nau, na Man U.
Stranger: Oh ok no vex. Ehm bros na 1st half abi
second half ?
You: Chai, guy na wa oh. Na 1st half nau. See am
na 20minutes!
Stranger: Oh ok. Bros abeg wetin be scores?
You: come guy. Na 0-0 na. shebi na im we dey
watch?
Stranger: Oh oh oh ok 0-0. Abeg who cum get
zero?
What will you do or say next to this person? Be
honest oh!

As per sharp guy, I go turn d table round.

Mii: broz na ball u com watch?
Stranger: yes
Mii: u kno weda nah tennis dem dey show
Stranger:mk I go check
Mii: wen u reach the television, abeg carry am com here mk we check weda nah final dem dey play
Stranger: chaii, broz no vex dis beans wey I chop don dey worry mii, mk I go shit
Mii: nah toilet u wan go
Stranger: No oo nah transformer, oloshii..