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My 8-point Agenda If I Become The President Of Nigeria by kentozybee(m): 7:57pm On Sep 22, 2014 |
IF I BECOME NAIJA PRESIDENT, My 8 points agenda 1. I am going to make sure any guy or girl who breaks each others heart will spend 20years in jail. 2. No man is entitled to more than one wife. 3. Any guy without 6 packs or any girl without figure 8 will have to relocate to Iran or Iraq for survival... 4. No work on Mondays 5. You must not have more than 2kids.. 6. If U are married and ain't paying attention to your wife,you will be jailed until you change. 7. Every cheating man or woman must be kept in a zoo for 2months. 8. No sex until U seek permission from your local Govt. and it's once per month. WILL U VOTE 4 ME |
Re: My 8-point Agenda If I Become The President Of Nigeria by Yungwhy(m): 8:18pm On Sep 22, 2014 |
Nah... Gon shoot you.. kpocka 1 Like |
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