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My 8-point Agenda If I Become The President Of Nigeria by kentozybee(m): 7:57pm On Sep 22, 2014
IF I BECOME NAIJA PRESIDENT, My 8 points
agenda
1. I am going to make sure any guy or girl
who breaks each others heart will spend
20years in jail.
2. No man is entitled to more than one
wife.
3. Any guy without 6 packs or any girl
without figure 8 will have to relocate to
Iran or Iraq for survival...
4. No work on Mondays
5. You must not have more than 2kids..
6. If U are married and ain't paying
attention to your wife,you will be jailed
until you change.
7. Every cheating man or woman must be
kept in a zoo for 2months.
8. No sex until U seek permission from
your local Govt. and it's once per month.
WILL U VOTE 4 ME
Re: My 8-point Agenda If I Become The President Of Nigeria by Yungwhy(m): 8:18pm On Sep 22, 2014
Nah... Gon shoot you.. kpocka

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