There waz this chick I used to have a crush on sometime in 1995....she was my neighbor back then but I was ever so shy to approach her. We however had this housemaid thay was so close to her..as in girl to girl friendship na. That waz how our housemaid became a third party in my quest to get this girl. I gave my housemaid money every day to help me give the babe not knowing that she wasn't delivering my messages. She kept the money to herself every blessed day only to come back and lie to me that she had given her. When I found out about the actions of this my housemaid, I felt like eating her alive. Calculating the total amount of money I wasted, it was up to a thousand and two hundred naira..it was lil big then..."Enough is enough" I said to myself and that was how I summoned courage to approach this chick myself. I rehaersed every single word I was to say all through the night and the sun lit up to wake me into day light.. Took my bath wore my best suit cloth and headed straight to her house. I approached her and immediately, I became dumb founded. I forgot all my rehearsal and I ended up doing the most stûpid thing I've ever done in the course of wooing a girl. I told her I had a song to sing for her. I didn't even know what to sing but the national anthem rushed into my head. I sang the national anthem to her and surprisingly, she loved every single bit of it. There was no insults from her even though I was personally embarrassed. We became best friends and later evolved into lovers. Though the relationship didn't even last for long, living sweet memories of kemi still lurk around.

oneda: O

AfricanApple: I know very well that if u had a job and d job is at stake over that money, u wouldn't even know if she is beautiful

Baddestguyp: national anthem ke?

ubong560: Hmmmm, life is very funny.
Mine goes thus:
I just returned from school, was hungry and varmished. No ready made food was found in the house. Just to put something to hold the tommy first, i left to the nearby shop to buy N70 bread and N30 pure water. I was well-dressed that day. As i entered the shop, o boy, come see fine girl who was already in the shop trying to get one or two things. Looked like she just packed in newly to the area. As i looked the girl, everything in my body just melted. She was fine to the core. Now, how would i dress this expensive and with my level of showing big boy to girls, then i will come and buy N70 locally made bread and N30 pure in front of this damsel? Capital NO! So said to myself. I had this money with me which was about 15k in my pocket (the money wasnt meant to be tampered with for any reasons), not to fall my hands in front of her, mehn, i went to freezer, picked 3 packs of juice, quality bread of N350, conflakes and other stuffs worth N1800 in the shop just to entice the girl. The annoying point is that, the girl didnt even look my face twice on trying to say "hi" to her. The following morning, i had to lie to my people to get money to balance the one i tampered with. Chai, girls can make men do foolish things they never planned. I am sure i am not alone, so share yours. Will add more as i remember.

MimeeTee: This also happened to me...I was in school one day like dat.I had little money(#130) left with me nd I needed to eat coz I was seriously hungry. So I branched dis Bread and Akara Stand to get 50naira Bread nd 30naira Akara...d remaining 50being reserved for my Transport fare to my hostel as I was about ordering for my package dis pretty Babe came oo wanted to get stuffs(coke and gala)on citing her,me just paused thinking she'll get her stuffs nd leave on-time..na so dis Babe told the attendant to attend to me first coz she met me dere...Omo naso I just Buy one Big Fanta(#70) and One Gala(#50)...got to my hostel dat day with the help of my Friend whom I borrowed #50 naira from..LOL

willbob: That was too much abeg

donroxy: I knelt down for my fiancee on the walkway of a ''very busy road'' to allow me speak with my friend cuz I already wasted enough of her time !!

She and other passers-by were like .....whaaaaat !!

Opiosko: Lemme think...paid for an item d beautiful she goat stole cos i couldn't bear seeing some hediots messing her up.

chinazaekperem2: Can't really remember, but I hate the fact that some people join cult because women, orlandoowoh actually joined cult cos of that.

GowonAbacha:
U sef eehn ..frre the guy na. Who ever told you he's a cultist ?

chinazaekperem2: he can't deny it, he's a cultist, but that's not the issue. Let's face the topic, BTW how are you?