This is a real story of a young Ex-Unilag girl who
passed
away last month. Her name is Lola.
She was hit by a car at Oyingbo on her way to work at
Apapa. She was working with MTN.
She had a boy friend named Emeka, a banker who
was
recently transferred to Abuja. Both of them were
true lovers.
She spent half of the day and most night talking with
Emeka
on her phone.
Lola's family knew about their relationship. Emeka
was very
close to Lola's family in spite of the tribal differences.
(just
imagine their love.)
Before she passed away at LUTH, she told her
friends: "If I
pass away, please bury me with my cell phone" She
also
said the same thing to her parents.
After her death at LUTH, the attendants couldn't carry
her
body to the mortuary. A lot of them tried to do so but
couldn't. So they went to call a priest in church who
had the
gift of communicating with the dead. He sprinkled
some salt
and water on the body and started speaking to
himself
slowly. After a few minutes, he said: "this girl is
missing
something". Then her friends told them about her
intention to
be buried with her phone.
They asked them to bring a coffin, and then they
opened it
and placed her phone inside the casket. After that,
they tried
to carry the body which could now be moved and
they
carried it away easily. Everyone was shocked.
A day later which was Lola's birthday, Emeka came to
their
house with gifts but was so shocked to receive the
news.
He couldn't believe because he still spoke with Lola
the
previous day, He then tried calling her phone again
in their
presence and behold! It rang and Lola picked it and
they
were chatting.
They called the priest to come and intervene and
when he
came and prayed for 5 hours, It was revealed that
MTN is
everywhere you go.
Chill! Don't hate me yet, because I'm also looking for
the
idiot that composed this......lolz.
But you like gist sha! Oya sheybi u like am?

Get well soon

iceberylin: ŤĤĔ PĔŔŚon ŴĤŐ ČŐMPŐŚĔĎ ŤĤĨŚ ŚĤŐÚĹĎ ßĔ ŦĹŐĞĞĔĎ

Hahahhahahahaha....and why is that?

Preciousone4ril:
Hahahhahahahaha....and why is that?

ĴÚŚŤ ŤĔMĔ ŴĤŐ

Dis an old story pls

old and dry joke!

Lol abeg
abeg mod this ain't romantic move to jokes or phone section

Marieolae u are also here,Gm..and to d post, dis is old na

chibwike: Marieolae u are also here,Gm..and to d post, dis is old na

good morning dude, hope u slept well

marieolae: good morning dude, hope u slept well

yeah, i did, and u?

chibwike: yeah, i did, and u?

yes I did too

marieolae: yes I did too

Hope u ve said ur morn prayers

...lwkmd

chibwike: Hope u ve said ur morn prayers

yuppp

marieolae: yuppp

Did you pray for me

chibwike: Did you pray for me

lol noo hahaha

Prayer warrior