looooooooool........this is super funny!!!!!!!!.....u just gonna be in d 'correct ' brace position for death looooooooool

easier said..After you don go through all this education, you go still run any how for inside the plane when the plane one crash... What about safety tips for exploded plane?

manny4life: Good tips, but during a crash, everyone is in such a panic that they forget all these tips. My prayer is that for as long as I live or you live, you will NEVER witness plane crash. Amen..

Amen

Baddo101: tips for surviving a plane crash. Get an african insurance. aka kanako,ofe,gbekude,.....lol..

Hahahahahahahaha. You try.

Malaysia flight should be Dunno sha I my muslim sister n brother how we go do ileya now

em sure you dont know what u are talking about...na plane crash u dey talk like this Witchcraft all the way!!!

Survival rate of plane crashes is too small for me to read this.

Pray

U want to survive a plane crash? Pray b4 gettin in

U want to survive a plane crash? Avoid a plane

@OP...you first survive plan crash...then come back and tell us your tori!!!!
.....guy I dey warn you ooooo!!!!don't post imaginary stuffs like this again ooo!!!

Stelvin101: Came across this Article while checking my email and I believe it will be very useful to those of us who travel by air almost all the time

LONDON (AP) — Each day, 8.3 million people around the globe step aboard some 93,500 flights. They almost always land safely.

But in the rare chance of a crash, there are some things passengers can do to improve their odds of surviving. British Airways offers frequent fliers a half-day safety awareness
course. Among the tips offered there:

— During the safety demonstration, count the number of rows to the nearest exit. Then count the number of rows to the second nearest exit, remembering that it might be behind you.

— Next, practice putting on and taking off your seatbelt to build muscle memory. Check where your life vest is and touch it.

— Learn the proper brace position: Bend forward as far as possible, keep your head down. Place your feet flat on the floor and slide them back. Your dominant hand goes on the back of your head. Protect that hand by placing the other hand over it. Do not interlock fingers. The goal is to ensure that the bones in the stronger hand aren't broken so you can eventually unbuckle the seatbelt.

—Red lights always signal an exit because the color cuts through smoke the best.

— Once an evacuation order is given, seconds count. Move quickly to the nearest exit and jump down a slide. If you hesitate, the flight attendants will push you out.

— Always inflate life vests outside the plane. They can limit mobility in a tight space. Or, if water fills the cabin, passengers with inflated vests can be pressed up against the ceiling, unable to swim down to the door.

https://uk.m.yahoo.com/w/legobpengine/frontpage/news/tips-surviving-airplane-crash-144941161.html?.b=%2Findex&.intl=GB&.lang=en-gb

OGA, LEAVE ALL THESE THINGS N GO VISIT A SOLID CHIEF PRIEST. DO IT D AFRICAN WAY N YOUR GUARANTEED.

Which kind tips, do you know how many feets above sea level wey you dey? Just pray that there is no crash!

either u board first class or economy class, once the plane malfuntion u re all going down

Wetin concern me with air plane.

Abeg post tips on how to survive an okada crash

enough of this NEGATIVITY about air travel...
it still the SAFEST in the world, i rather be UP there than mingling with crazy drivers.
i am a pilot , proud to be.

only tip u need is say your last prayer.

Stelvin101:


So if US govt decides to offer you a job and need you to be there b4 5 day's time how do you go over there??

you will go by canoe noni

The only thing that can save you is if the plane drives to wherever you are going. Since the runways r connected

KO SI A-BU-JA LORUN OPE-There is no short-cut when one falls from a palm tree.

Extom: The only way to survive plane crash; Don't Board!!!

lol...simple and short summry

OP, we'd like a live demonstration - viewed from the ground of course. Thanks.

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Survival tip: just Pray does not happen.

Seeing this topic, I thought of using a parachute to escape from the crashing plane.
But, where are u gonna land? inside ocean or forest full of wild animals?

@ O.P. It only takes God's grace to survive a plane crash.

Extom: The only way to survive plane crash; Don't Board!!!

Seconded

Brace for impact

stevebond007: enough of this NEGATIVITY about air travel...
it still the SAFEST in the world, i rather be UP there than mingling with crazy drivers.
i am a pilot , proud to be.

CpL , MER , IR ?

All This na story OP, just pray say make we no see am, cos it happened your brain go crash thinking say you Don die lol