Once the plane is about crashing,wake up from your dream.
Survive plane crash,you think sey na cartoon abi?

Extom: The only way to survive plane crash; Don't Board!!!

Story!

How about the plane crash in Lagos that killed people sleeping in their house?

How about the 9/11 crash on Twin-Tower in New York, guess the occupants of the building boarded the plane as well?

Lol!

Stelvin101:


So if US govt decides to offer you a job and need you to be there b4 5 day's time how do you go over there??

I will not accept the job period.

Life vest in a Nigerian Flight?? Nah it doesn't work that way yet..
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Moreover, when you get an alert from the chief hostess that ya plane is about to crash and ya mind is in distress, would you remember all these points?? NOPE..
Prevention z still better than cure..
I would rather board an aircraft belonging to a trusted Airline Operator like ARIK, FLY EMIRATE, AIR FRANCE and others..

Baddo101: tips for surviving a plane crash. Get an african insurance. aka kanako,ofe,gbekude,.....lol..

You Forgot To Include Ekiri. Lol

You can take all those precautions and wind up in smokes!!

Anyway, good article. Nice write up!

What of jumping down and landing safely in the middle of atlantic ocean.Ooops!!

The only advisable tip to survive aircraft is not being on board when the plane crashes.

This tip is only for ocean based crash, it can't work for land based crash. I fink what should be done is for these airlines to invest in the provision of parachutes for each seat in a plane in case of emergencies. It would save lives.

Mettal: What of jumping down and landing safely in the middle of atlantic ocean.Ooops!!

Dat is very dangerous because jumping into the ocean from thousands of feet is equivalent to jumping unto a hard concrete floor.

Extom:
Ask those "pilots" in the village!!!

sometimes those actors crashland when fuel finish lol

Extom: The only way to survive plane crash; Don't Board!!!

Even while you are in your toilet pupu-ing, sosoliso airline can drop on your head

That one mean say All the people wey dey die for plane crash no get all these knowledge and materials.

Mention: Life vest in a Nigerian Flight?? Nah it doesn't work that way yet..
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.
Moreover, when you get an alert from the chief hostess that ya plane is about to crash and ya mind is in distress, would you remember all these points?? NOPE..
Prevention z still better than cure..
I would rather board an aircraft belonging to a trusted Airline Operator like ARIK, FLY EMIRATE, AIR FRANCE and others..

see advert ooo

When meat don scarce for bush, lions and tigers have agreed to do joint hunting and sharing, may your parachute not land at the venue of their meeting ooh!

No tips,death is the tips.

Extom:
Ask those "pilots" in the village!!!

lmao

prettyboi1989:
Dat is very dangerous because jumping into the ocean from thousands of feet is equivalent to jumping unto a hard concrete floor.

learned thinking! Thumbs up.

Stelvin101: Came across this Article while checking my email and I believe it will be very useful to those of us who travel by air almost all the time

LONDON (AP) — Each day, 8.3 million people around the globe step aboard some 93,500 flights. They almost always land safely.

But in the rare chance of a crash, there are some things passengers can do to improve their odds of surviving. British Airways offers frequent fliers a half-day safety awareness
course. Among the tips offered there:

— During the safety demonstration, count the number of rows to the nearest exit. Then count the number of rows to the second nearest exit, remembering that it might be behind you.

— Next, practice putting on and taking off your seatbelt to build muscle memory. Check where your life vest is and touch it.

— Learn the proper brace position: Bend forward as far as possible, keep your head down. Place your feet flat on the floor and slide them back. Your dominant hand goes on the back of your head. Protect that hand by placing the other hand over it. Do not interlock fingers. The goal is to ensure that the bones in the stronger hand aren't broken so you can eventually unbuckle the seatbelt.

—Red lights always signal an exit because the color cuts through smoke the best.

— Once an evacuation order is given, seconds count. Move quickly to the nearest exit and jump down a slide. If you hesitate, the flight attendants will push you out.

— Always inflate life vests outside the plane. They can limit mobility in a tight space. Or, if water fills the cabin, passengers with inflated vests can be pressed up against the ceiling, unable to swim down to the door.

https://uk.m.yahoo.com/w/legobpengine/frontpage/news/tips-surviving-airplane-crash-144941161.html?.b=%2Findex&.intl=GB&.lang=en-gb

when some people don already use my Jesus blood flood the cabin.

hensben: so u be witch ..see broad daylight confession.

Hehehe I am the Wizard of Oz.

Extom: The only way to survive plane crash; Don't Board!!!

that is why I prefer camel

and hu has ds wrked for?!! if u lik, curl up pass unborn baby. if u go die, u go die.

manny4life: Good tips, but during a crash, everyone is in such a panic that they forget all these tips. My prayer is that for as long as I live or you live, you will NEVER witness plane crash. Amen..

Amen. But if planes conveying dead bodies dey crash.....

IYANGBALI: that is why I prefer camel

Hahahahahahahahahahahah
This one own worst pass my own oooo

What about if the Russians decide to shoot it down, how do you survive that ?

matoyeh: see advert ooo

When did an humble opinion become an advert?

@OP. The scenario you described is where a plane crash-landed not a situation of plane crash.

TOPCRUISE: you might even land in a zoo or in the midst of boko haram

Hahahaha bobo yii Between zoo and boko haram which one will u prefer?

sunsky29: i fear to enta plane o.jst imagin d kain comotion wey go dey insyd plane wen d tin wan crash...nobody go remember any tip...na their gods name dm go remember.....plane crash is worstest than car crash....truth b tld,people in a plane are never at rest til da plane lands.

Interestingly, I'm usually more at rest on air than on road journey. In fact, I don't sleep in car when traveling, but I sleep in a 45-minute flight.

I still consider air travel the safest.

Mention: Life vest in a Nigerian Flight?? Nah it doesn't work that way yet..
.
.
Moreover, when you get an alert from the chief hostess that ya plane is about to crash and ya mind is in distress, would you remember all these points?? NOPE..
Prevention z still better than cure..
I would rather board an aircraft belonging to a trusted Airline Operator like ARIK, FLY EMIRATE, AIR FRANCE and others..

There is no airline operator as "Fly Emirate" sir.

Jarus:

There is no airline operator as "Fly Emirate" sir.

I know... Its just "Emirates" ryt?? Well I got used to "Fly Emirates" because of soccer!!

Lexusgs430: What about if the Russians decide to shoot it down, how do you survive that ?

You remain in brace position... LOL