Silly QUESTIONS NIGERIANS ASK!!!!
I give you N100 note for mtn card seller still dey ask how much?
Answer: give me N1500
mtn
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They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; did you just have a bath?
Answer:
no, i fell into the toilet bowl..
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Sees a gentle man wit bible entering church premises.... Question; are u going to church?
NO AM GOING 2 THE SHRINE
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NA YOUR FACE BE THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.
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Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY PAPA
WHEN HIM YOUNG.
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On ur wedding, one walk
up to you as you are
about to take ur wedding pix
with ur wife...
NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA
CLASS MATE.
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Give me your phone number -
0803476... ....THANKS.
SO YOU DEY USE MTN?
Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE.
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I listened to 9 o'clock news, it
was announced that
the election was postponed. WHO
TOLD YOU?
Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR
FOR MY VILLAGE.
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Take this mosquito coil; e dey
kill insect fast...
Thanks bros. E DEY KILL
MOSQUITOS?
Answer: NO,E DEY KILL ELEPHANT.
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Standing in front of a police
station* SHEY NA POLICE STATION
BE THIS?
Answer:no! Na aso rock!.... see what the iphone 6 as turn the world into

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