Lol i dont know where to start from tho .........
One fateful friday evening, sat down at the front of my gate waiting for chicks to pass n holla, you understand saw this my friend called junior
Conversations;
Me: jnr hwfr na weytin dey sup see how you package you dey go club ni?
"Hahaha jnr laffed and said"
Jnr: omo mehn i just wann see one of my guy for apple estate na shey you go ff?
Me: aiit na but this pam im wearing looks stupid make i change am
Jnr: guy no worry make we dey leg jire
We started going to apple estate then he told me he's with sk o i said no worry we go light am up and he replied "where we fit smoke am na bcux i dey fear o" i told him "make we go primary school na or only boys" the secondary school in my area to cut the long story shot we got there
My friend ola came wrapped and lighted the Sk and inhale just once and asked me "hwfr you dey blaw" how far do u smoke? I nodded yes he told jnr's friend to wrap one for me i lighted it my self as if I'm a professional and started smoking this thing, i was smoking and smoking continuously and never got high, so i started to think what the thing was or is this not weed ni im supposed to be fly by now na and said well its nothing "e be like say i don strong inside am be dat" seems I'm now good at smoking weed since its not affecting me again, i smoked everything collected another one they were looking at me like how far this guy go run mad o this thing to much na, jnr came and off it n said "dotun abeg small small na" dotun please take it easy,so i put the remaining in my back pocket after a few minutes suddenly something was happening to me like I'm afraid of something my heart was beating fast i called my friend aspa a wise guy i told dem jnr my sister just pinged me that mum is back i gotta be legging...... dey called him back and whispered to his ear but i understood whats going on they already caught me, i told jnr that i knew what you guys are saying o but its nothing i beg make we dey go house follow me please he started laughing and said "so you never take this thing before i swear i think say u be my boss o" i told him guy i think say sk na weed o he said shut up joh so you be "ote" a big time learner i started confession i be ote o we started bouncing in the street goin home i was very cold felt i had two hearts in my left chest and right chest i was feeling my blood moving in my veins hearing the sound of everything in me, as i was walking i be like tough inside avata felt all the vibration on earth, peoples movement chickens and vehicles, i was realy afraid mehn i told jnr please let take bike im really scared he said oya na, we crossed the road and saw a bike man i told him "hwfr new road den my brain acted something strange like he said new road for ago in a sarcastic way using me to play i told him you done mad you dey craze na me you dey use play then i came back to my right senses looked at the bike man again and saw him talking to another person in a gentle way i was like yeh weytin happen now so this guy no dey follow me talk i con dey yab am, people around was looking at me my friend was calling me but i didnt hear him upon how close we were the moment i was thinking about the bizarre stuff my brain did, he hits me and said guy see bike na climb jire, we climbed i told him please hold me tight anything i do please dont let go of me because i was still afraid of wat my brain did strangely thought i will soon do something worst on the bike we got gave jnr to pay i asked jnr abeg weytin i go do na, that was what i thought i said o but its was something else i said jnr replied with another answer yes i don give am take your change then i said so you no hear weytin i talk before he said I heard you na you said ive i paid i said no be weytin i talk be dat he said i shuld stop talking then i said something i my self did not understand then my brain started again with its magic jnr was yelling at me cursing me shouting so loud i was scared of him my two heart was still beating faster i came back to senses and looked at jnr again on his calm face saying ehn ehn weytin u talk omo mhen i fear again say dat thing wey happen for bike man done happen hear again o jnr went out to buy me lacasera and two superbite i told him to call me my brother for me to explain b4 i run mad so he will tell everybody how i run mad incase dey see me after which i ran mad he said "ori e ope oti lo fa igbo abi" something is wrong with you you've gone too smoke abi he left when he was coming back i was inside my room i heard him opening gate that on a normal day i can never hear, heard his footsteps right from outside coming inside shey i told you i was like tough in avata, my brother gave me lime n alabukun i drank it n lie on my bed all the taste organ on my tongue stated showing their self i knew were the sour part bitter salt n bitter parts are i felt all the holes in the beds foam my two hearts still beating my balls moving, cars from express then something is telling me punch the air punch the air then i started punching on top bed i stop for a while started begging God to forgive all my sins i could not cry told him too give me one more chance alive i wont do it again and as well thinking if he give me one more chance alive i will make sure i post this story on Nairaland then i pinged one of my frend told him whats is happning he said " guy come out o if you stay in door it will be worse i came out still shivering they talked wise to me and share their story and peoples own while strolling we got back home i started feeling alright back and vowed never to take that thing again omo mehn i happy die say i no run mad please i will advise you not to take that thing o
Thank you for reading ff me on IG @iamdotune

were u high when u wrote this? its too long. i had a long day and can not afford to read something this long tonight. stay away from drugs. i had a similar experience

MizMyColi: Skunk

yes skunk

adonbilivit: were u high when u wrote this? its too long. i had a long day and can not afford to read something this long tonight. stay away from drugs. i had a similar experience

This epistle is competing with psalm 119

If someone quotes it in a reply it could affect the server

lirusehn:
Is this lie Romantic?

posted it bcux of the population here

If U lyk smoke shit, U no fit b d most high.

I wonder what you'll do if you sniff codeine or gum

Checked your IG page, bro easy on the drugs and codeine there is more to life. Be sober and sharp.

Shioor! If you like smoke ur brain out so far d smoke is not disturbing ur neighbour.

cne010: Checked your IG page, bro easy on the drugs and codeine there is more to life. Be sober and sharp.

yeah thanks

Lol bro you took it in excess and I've heard these stories so many times. They are so similar especially the 'begging God for forgiveness part . Most people do that.

Even a junkie would feel same if he takes it in excess. For your info if you took the same quantity of weedd as the SK then I'm sure you would've had a worse experience. All in all stay off drugs man. Shit rejects some people's system.

Dis story longg pass. I feel like sleeping

This is fucking hilarious
Yours is better you can even remember it all dude omo mehn i cant remember mine o the only i know is dat after i ate indomie mixed wif sk i started playing wif my yonger ones which i neva did




I woke up after 3days in d hospital with all my family rejoicing and happy i even wanted to stand up and rejoice to tho iono wat happun omo mehn all my muscle don stiff i fall down yakata
Nyways nice one bro lwkmd

op is this you??

Odunharry: op ds u

lol exactly, dyu know wat is going tru is mind like dat.... U go dey think like Albert Einstein no be say him just dey obey traffic light

iamdotune: Lol i dont know where to start from tho .........
One fateful friday evening, sat down at the front of my gate waiting for chicks to pass n holla, you understand saw this my friend called junior
Conversations;
Me: jnr hwfr na weytin dey sup see how you package you dey go club ni?
"Hahaha jnr laffed and said"
Jnr: omo mehn i just wann see one of my guy for apple estate na shey you go ff?
Me: aiit na but this pam im wearing looks stupid make i change am
Jnr: guy no worry make we dey leg jire
We started going to apple estate then he told me he's with sk o i said no worry we go light am up and he replied "where we fit smoke am na bcux i dey fear o" i told him "make we go primary school na or only boys" the secondary school in my area to cut the long story shot we got there
My friend ola came wrapped and lighted the Sk and inhale just once and asked me "hwfr you dey blaw" how far do u smoke? I nodded yes he told jnr's friend to wrap one for me i lighted it my self as if I'm a professional and started smoking this thing, i was smoking and smoking continuously and never got high, so i started to think what the thing was or is this not weed ni im supposed to be fly by now na and said well its nothing "e be like say i don strong inside am be dat" seems I'm now good at smoking weed since its not affecting me again, i smoked everything collected another one they were looking at me like how far this guy go run mad o this thing to much na, jnr came and off it n said "dotun abeg small small na" dotun please take it easy,so i put the remaining in my back pocket after a few minutes suddenly something was happening to me like I'm afraid of something my heart was beating fast i called my friend aspa a wise guy i told dem jnr my sister just pinged me that mum is back i gotta be legging...... dey called him back and whispered to his ear but i understood whats going on they already caught me, i told jnr that i knew what you guys are saying o but its nothing i beg make we dey go house follow me please he started laughing and said "so you never take this thing before i swear i think say u be my boss o" i told him guy i think say sk na weed o he said shut up joh so you be "ote" a big time learner i started confession i be ote o we started bouncing in the street goin home i was very cold felt i had two hearts in my left chest and right chest i was feeling my blood moving in my veins hearing the sound of everything in me, as i was walking i be like tough inside avata felt all the vibration on earth, peoples movement chickens and vehicles, i was realy afraid mehn i told jnr please let take bike im really scared he said oya na, we crossed the road and saw a bike man i told him "hwfr new road den my brain acted something strange like he said new road for ago in a sarcastic way using me to play i told him you done mad you dey craze na me you dey use play then i came back to my right senses looked at the bike man again and saw him talking to another person in a gentle way i was like yeh weytin happen now so this guy no dey follow me talk i con dey yab am, people around was looking at me my friend was calling me but i didnt hear him upon how close we were the moment i was thinking about the bizarre stuff my brain did, he hits me and said guy see bike na climb jire, we climbed i told him please hold me tight anything i do please dont let go of me because i was still afraid of wat my brain did strangely thought i will soon do something worst on the bike we got gave jnr to pay i asked jnr abeg weytin i go do na, that was what i thought i said o but its was something else i said jnr replied with another answer yes i don give am take your change then i said so you no hear weytin i talk before he said I heard you na you said ive i paid i said no be weytin i talk be dat he said i shuld stop talking then i said something i my self did not understand then my brain started again with its magic jnr was yelling at me cursing me shouting so loud i was scared of him my two heart was still beating faster i came back to senses and looked at jnr again on his calm face saying ehn ehn weytin u talk omo mhen i fear again say dat thing wey happen for bike man done happen hear again o jnr went out to buy me lacasera and two superbite i told him to call me my brother for me to explain b4 i run mad so he will tell everybody how i run mad incase dey see me after which i ran mad he said "ori e ope oti lo fa igbo abi" something is wrong with you you've gone too smoke abi he left when he was coming back i was inside my room i heard him opening gate that on a normal day i can never hear, heard his footsteps right from outside coming inside shey i told you i was like tough in avata, my brother gave me lime n alabukun i drank it n lie on my bed all the taste organ on my tongue stated showing their self i knew were the sour part bitter salt n bitter parts are i felt all the holes in the beds foam my two hearts still beating my balls moving, cars from express then something is telling me punch the air punch the air then i started punching on top bed i stop for a while started begging God to forgive all my sins i could not cry told him too give me one more chance alive i wont do it again and as well thinking if he give me one more chance alive i will make sure i post this story on Nairaland then i pinged one of my frend told him whats is happning he said " guy come out o if you stay in door it will be worse i came out still shivering they talked wise to me and share their story and peoples own while strolling we got back home i started feeling alright back and vowed never to take that thing again omo mehn i happy die say i no run mad please i will advise you not to take that thing o
Thank you for reading ff me on IG @iamdotune

k

penquin: k

You' think you're chatting with one of those desperate guys on your contacts? What's the meaning of "k"?

Checked you on IG tho

penquin: k

maybe the story made her high too f00lish ppl "k" opolo like you smh
Tweh

Please forgive the stupid question but what is SK? I know weed, codeine and d rest but I've never heard of SK before

Babygal4eva: Please forgive the stupid question but what is SK? I know weed, codeine and d rest but I've never heard of SK before

skunk more like weed

iameugene: skunk more like weed

Ohh weird name for a drug tho.

iameugene: maybe the story made her high too f00lish ppl "k" opolo like you smh
Tweh

Your abusing him needlessly makes YOU an even bigger imbec.ile.

Ravenwolf:


Your abusing him needlessly makes YOU an even bigger imbec.ile.

wen a girl posted sumfin, he abused her and you are saying "him" pls who is d imbec!le no offense

Babygal4eva: Please forgive the stupid question but what is SK? I know weed, codeine and d rest but I've never heard of SK before

u are still a baby

Smoke the Green skip white tback to green, Green white Green

hope u remember that smokers are liable to flat young?